I like this woman. (yea another lady!) I had 10.2oz and 9.14 oz, au natural. I too have a low ballin husband. The similarities are endless.
Pull up a chair, stay a while.
She is in Texas too. Start a club "Wickedfire badass ladies". That way you will be able to have a casual conversation about "the dangers of dickrolling at the presence of children", without feeling awkward.