I'm Scottish......AMA

All I want to say is please spread the word over in Scotland that we don't want to hear any more whining about the British since you guys voted against independence. We don't want to see any more Scottish historical epics, etc. If i see a kilt, i'm turning the fuckin channel.
 


Are you ginger?


Do people there have souls?


Are there not really a lot of ginger people there and it's a misinformed stereotype foreigners perceive?

:p
 
Sh@rk said:
Had to google what they were. We don't have them here, looks like a leprechaun on the box too which is an Irish reference. Likewise the 'luck' reference.

When we become adults here we no longer need cereals with colourful characters promoting them (well sometimes).
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Aha. There aren't many leprechauns in the US, so I keep forgetting if they're Irish or Scottish.

Here is the last sighting.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ckivsHqS0w[/ame]
 
Why did you cunts kick my family out of your country, and took the "a" out of our last name for stealing sheep?

heh, it's actually true. Couple hundred years ago, my ancestors got kicked out of Scotland, and sent to the Isle of Man or Skye, or something.
 
This made my day...

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Wow, nobody's asked the burning question?

What DO you phaggots wear under your little skirts?

Hmmmm?

And @charlesmartel:

Holee fucking face-palm.

Do you even geography, bro?
 
Is there snowskiing in the highlands or is that just a myth?

Do you belong to a clan?

Do clans fight, even for the hell of it?

My friend's Irish born uncle is a professional tug o' war participant In Scotland. With all due respect to him, is the sporting scene that bleak?

Are you immortal?

Uninterested in haggis, but quite interested in Scotch eggs - you eat this dish how often?
 
WickedJoe said:
All I want to say is please spread the word over in Scotland that we don't want to hear any more whining about the British since you guys voted against independence. We don't want to see any more Scottish historical epics, etc. If i see a kilt, i'm turning the fuckin channel.
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Thats cool, word on the street is there may be an independence vote on the cards again with oor Nicola?
 
shindig said:
Are you ginger?


Do people there have souls?


Are there not really a lot of ginger people there and it's a misinformed stereotype foreigners perceive?

:p
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I'm not ginger

Misconception, just the same amount of gingers as anywhere else to the population ratio.

We take the piss out of them too.
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
Why did you cunts kick my family out of your country, and took the "a" out of our last name for stealing sheep?

heh, it's actually true. Couple hundred years ago, my ancestors got kicked out of Scotland, and sent to the Isle of Man or Skye, or something.
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Interesting, where did you find that out from?
 
galacon said:
Wow, nobody's asked the burning question?

What DO you phaggots wear under your little skirts?

Hmmmm?

And @charlesmartel:

Holee fucking face-palm.

Do you even geography, bro?
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We only wear kilts to special occasions, even then not always. When I say specials occasions its just weddings really. Hate wearing a kilt, got a wedding to goto in a few weeks and I've to be dressed in this shit.
 
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