I'm Scottish......AMA

[Kiopa_Matt]

Interesting, where did you find that out from?

Back when I was a kid, one of my uncles was big on our family history. Spent years researching it, and I'm just going off what he said.

Apparently, we used to be Clan <mother's maiden name> (with an "a"). Then the clan got convicted of stealing sheep, so the "a" got removed to disgrace them, and they got deported to either Isle of Man or Isle of Skye (can't remember which).

After a while of that, they said hell with it, and moved to Canada.

 

[jonbird]

We get allot of shit from the government in England and we hate the English, always have done.

lol. Honest answer.

Jack Daniel's

It's just nice and tastes sweet when mixed with cola just right.

Suspicions confirmed.

 

[MSTeacher]

Apparently, we used to be Clan <mother's maiden name> (with an "a"). Then the clan got convicted of stealing sheep, so the "a" got removed to disgrace them, and they got deported to either Isle of Man or Isle of Skye (can't remember which).

Ancestors on my father's side used to steal horses from royalty in Spain until shtf and they gtfo to murica a couple centuries back. My father's mother slipped this into conversation at my father's 50th birthday with his two brothers also present. No one in the family before then knew they had Spanish blood in them. Awkward. So apparently I'm approximately 6% Spanish horse thief.

 

[Scococo]

Sh@rk, your answers are pish.

If you want to fight about it send me a PM, when we're finished you can buy me a steak dinner.

 

[Veritas]

How does Scottish pussy taste like ?

 

[microphone head]

How does Scottish pussy taste like ?

If you look at their diet you can assume it's not particularly nice. Do a quick image search for "Munchy Box".

OP - Which part are you from and can you understand Glasgee folk?

 

[-God-]

Using the SNP's "Standardised Scottish Dietary Requirements", can you tell us, in percentage terms, how much of your diet is comprised of battered Mars bars, Iron Bru, alcohol and heroin?

 

[microphone head]

Using the SNP's "Standardised Scottish Dietary Requirements", can you tell us, in percentage terms, how much of your diet is comprised of battered Mars bars, Iron Bru, alcohol and heroin?

Do our American bros will even know they have Deep Fried Mars bars up there?

 

[mattseh]

The question is, are you interesting enough to have a pint with?

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

Do you eat deep fried pizza?

 

[-joe-]

Do you consider Scots a real language?

 

[microphone head]

Do you consider Scots a real language?

FFS at least call the language and the people "Scotch" or you'll be letting us Southern chaps down!

 

[jonbird]

Hey OP, what's your position on Cornish nationalism?

 

[(O_o)]

 

[qqbot]

Google says:
Scrote
Sack
Poofter
Radge
Arse jockey are the best Scottish insults but that shit feels weak sauce to me. How do I offend the fuck out of someone in your native tongue?

edit: my ancestry account says I'm 3% Irish, fuckin Scotts

look up taking the piss

you cant offend us because we say horribly offensive things to each other all the fucking time

for fun

 

[Sh@rk]

lol. Honest answer.



Suspicions confirmed.

Buckfast wine is highly popular here with the little arseholes, ages between 14-30?

 

[Sh@rk]

Sh@rk, your answers are pish.

If you want to fight about it send me a PM, when we're finished you can buy me a steak dinner.

You're clearly not Scottish if having a fight is sending a PM.

If you are, you should know that :rasta:

 

[Sh@rk]

How does Scottish pussy taste like ?

I don't feel qualified to answer this question having never really travelled. At the current age of 24 and not ventured beyond the UK. Furthest is Northern Ireland or Milton Keynes,

Very sad, I know. Been working hard since I was 15, into business at 17 #worklife

Holiday is planned for this year, however currently in a relationship so I don't think the opportunity will arise and compare others to Scottish faginas.

 

[Sh@rk]

If you look at their diet you can assume it's not particularly nice. Do a quick image search for "Munchy Box".

OP - Which part are you from and can you understand Glasgee folk?

Ayrshire, yes I can. People in Glasgow have the odd slang word you'll have never heard before so its always a learning process.

 

[Sh@rk]

Using the SNP's "Standardised Scottish Dietary Requirements", can you tell us, in percentage terms, how much of your diet is comprised of battered Mars bars, Iron Bru, alcohol and heroin?

When I was younger I loved fried mars bars, but they are really difficult to find now. If you haven't tried them and have the opportunity to, do it.

Iron Bru yes, I like it, just as much as I like Coca Cola etc, same shit, fizzy juice.

No heroin I'm afraid. Walk in a Glasgow street at any time of the day to spot people who regularly enjoy it though!