I'm Scottish......AMA



Do you eat deep fried pizza?

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On occasion I do, maybe less than once a year?
 
They probably mean celtic, lol. nae bother eh.

he more likely means Gaelic,

I worked out near loch gilphead in argyll for a year that was a strange place. they didn't like the English much on a night out to oban!

Still amazes me the best cocaine I've ever had was in the middle of no where highlands
 
Why did you cunts kick my family out of your country, and took the "a" out of our last name for stealing sheep?

heh, it's actually true. Couple hundred years ago, my ancestors got kicked out of Scotland, and sent to the Isle of Man or Skye, or something.

was it because their dogs werent trained?
 
Do you think Nicola Sturgeon likes it in the butt?

What mattesh said, shes like 40 odd and not married. Could you imagine listening to that tone of voice?

Listen to one of her speeches, she pauses-drags words out to emphasize. Imagine the post sex conversation lol

Its like she went to some political speaking training with Alex Salmond, they both do the same thing.