Imaginary friends



Mandatory:

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second most pathetic attempt I've seen so far this year. "Give yourselves a big imaginary pat on the imaginary back for making an imaginary million a month with my hacked copy of xrumer and a shared hostgator server...'

I mean, what a cockmuncher.