Instant Virgin Detection: Viral Website Idea

[turbolapp]

And +1 to you for the first Princess Bride quote I've ever seen on WF.

Obviously you have some reading to do.

 

[turbolapp]

I win!?

Please note the advanced hand spread to cover maximum area.

Jack nailed it (really no pun intended) Proper placement, proper grip, no creepy heavy breather vibe but no geeky virgin jeez in pants vibe. Way to goldylocks it just right.

Take notes nerds.


edit: I am deducting a point for how far away you are. Face is saying lets go, but your pants are saying OH NO.

 

[Grindstone]

Now the reciprocity makes so much sense.

epic lulz

 

[kingofsp]

Way to goldylocks it just right.

Laughing at this is the first audible sound I've made since waking up.

 

[johnmatrix]

What if they just have sweaty palms and don't want to gross the chick out?

 

[DrewClement]

What if they just have sweaty palms and don't want to gross the chick out?

Only virgins get sweaty palms around girls.

way to out yourself bro.....

 

[dchuk]

jack just realized this about your hair:

 

[Uzzz]

Hoverhands -
Yes or No?
Click to find out!

 

[tacoX]

I turned 2, and was already banging bitches backwards.

 

[juntao65]

b4 + heavyt + hoverhands = viral?

 

[turbolapp]

jack just realized this about your hair:

Facial expression too.

 

[Ar Scion]

Jack nailed it (really no pun intended) Proper placement, proper grip, no creepy heavy breather vibe but no geeky virgin jeez in pants vibe. Way to goldylocks it just right.

Take notes nerds.


edit: I am deducting a point for how far away you are. Face is saying lets go, but your pants are saying OH NO.

I'd say oh no too.

Don't wanna give her the wrong idea. Some guys ain't up for the clap.

 

[kingofsp]

jack just realized this about your hair:

Facial expression too.

Okay, fair enough on the expression, but give me a break on the hair. That was soooo 2 years ago!

 

[ChrisS]

I turned 2, and was already banging bitches backwards.

Save it for twitter, stud.

 

[BenPOF]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS:

Pics with female hoverhands

 

[Soupyone]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS:

Pics with female hoverhands

Then submit them:

Hover Hands - 100% Instant Virgin Detection Guaranteed! | Submit Your Hover Hand Pics!

 

[BenPOF]

Then submit them:

Hover Hands - 100% Instant Virgin Detection Guaranteed! | Submit Your Hover Hand Pics!

Can't find one bro

 

[DrewClement]

Can't find one bro

Didnt look very hard.

inb4 thatsnotreal
inb4 fatguyingreenlikesjailbait

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

Is that what this thread is turning into jesus christ, I'll play.

Note the reciprocity:

Your aunt's friends don't count bro!

 

[turbolapp]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS:

Pics with female hoverhands

I gave it my best search but women just don't seem to have this problem.