invesp.net - 100 Online Marketers That Talked A Big Game in 2009 - Ranked by Invesp

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Invesp - A company that produces annual lists based on garbage within the Online Marketing or Internet Marketing industry and doesn't really do much else, nor do they have any real authority. Invesp blows.

For 2009 they've just released their list. I personally disagree with most of it, but to be fair, I agree that a few people on the list deserve to be there, but much higher than they are ranked. Plainly because they don't only talk about what they know, but they prove it by actually following through with legitimate results. Everyone else on that list is just so full of shit its a bit insulting that most people don't seem to realize that.

So I thought it would be a nice gesture to rank for Invesp on the search engines that they hold so close and dear to their hearts. Why not have a bit of fun at their expense eh?

Hey Invesp, let's see how quickly you take notice to WickedFire. I think there should be some type of internet marketers olympics put into place, where people compete and win or lose based on what they can actually do, and not by what they just say. Since I don't want to be on any of these lists myself, I'll happily be a judge, and I wouldn't rank anyone just because they've been a speaker at god knows how many worthless seminars or shows, how many books they've written, or how many twits follow them.

I'm doing this because no one ever looks at this side of the industry... you know... where the real money makers, forward thinkers, and damn influential online marketers are. Instead those ranked take our ideas, our results, our success and just regurgitate it, repackage it, and make it sound like they came up with it themselves. Invesp sucks. People who listen to Invesp suck too.
 


Invesp.net's site looks like it was designed by the following:

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When it comes down to it, real success is determined by tangible results, but prominence on the public stage is polluted by big talkers. Invesp only helps to reinforce that with their shitty list.

If Invesp really wanted to promote top marketers, they would have to be privy to those results. Who's going to show that to anyone? So instead, they choose to be starfuckers polishing the knobs of people who have captured popular attention by weaving bullshit into elaborate crap-tapestries.
 
INVESP's SERP's say that they give a 35% average improvement in Conversion rates: Invesp the leader in e-commerce and landing page optimization service.

Not surprising. It might as well be infinity %. Infinity X 135% = 0.
 
Oh Invesp is quite the operation:

First, we asked, what are this specific person’s achievements? Bryan Eisenberg, who ranked high up the list, transformed himself from a company CEO, to a speaker and resource to the online marketing world, within a single year.

That's quite the achievement. I mean being a speaker is one thing but being a speaker AND a resource is just unheard of.
 
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That's quite the achievement. I mean being a speaker is one thing but being a speaker AND a resource is just unheard of.

Seriously. I have no idea who half of these impotent sounding fucking people are on this list. And I read a lot of bullshit.
 
Seriously. I have no idea who half of these impotent sounding fucking people are on this list. And I read a lot of bullshit.

Invesp goes above and beyond in it's effort to totally mindfuck you.

Frank Kern? Mike Fil-sims? Green Grass Tall Inc?

Nah...these guys influence the masses:

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When you talk about Invesp make sure to alternate the anchors and not create a thread with tons of identical anchors for this Invesp marketer list.

Otherwise this thread will continue to go down instead of up in the SERP's.