Yeah, everybody knows Nikki's dog is a total slut, she says she only does oral but obviously she lies since she got knocked up.
Susan got her period - so relieved. She's been dating Johnny behind Lisa's back only don't tell her I told you. Period was a little late so she was thinking about getting the morning after pill but I was all like, "Slut, that don't work unless you take it right after you have sex!" and she was all like, "I am taking it after I had sex! I had sex four weeks ago!" Bitch is failing algebra so we all know she's bad at math.
In other news, Ashley is still mad at Tyler, but that's because he told the other Ashlee (spelled Ashlee) that he wasn't into original Ashley anymore so who knows what the fuck is going on with them.