Is it love or is it constipation?

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Last night I was talking to this girl on Myspace that I somewhat like. I never asked her out because she moved to a different town and I don't see her much anymore. Anyways, we were talking and she mentioned that she had a boyfriend. I was shocked at how shocked I was.

I immediately started to feel weird... Kinda woozy, nauseous, and dizzy. I was very surprised, because like I said I just sorta like her.

I got up and got some crackers because I honestly felt like I was going to puke. A few minutes later I went to the bathroom and took a massive dump.

Now I feel perfectly fine.


Now I keep laughing to myself. For a minute there I was like, wow - I had no idea I cared about her so much.
 


IBS Alert! or yeah it could be love.

I had a thing for a guy once and I lost 15 lbs because I couldn't eat when he was near me and since he was my roomate he was always near me. He would walk in the room and I would want to puke. *sigh* It was lovely.
 
...talk to Dr. Neil Clark Warren, eating crackers and taking dumps might be a new dimension of compatibility. they say tubgirl is single...
 
Jesus...That is Different..

I mean One has heard of love evoking a myriad of emotions and associated physical manifestations in people but that....Ouch..
 
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