Is this the luckiest guy in the universe?

[galacon]

Why are you retards even answering this fuckhead?

This is a blatant misuse of the boobs icon wrapped in a
totally useless post offense. Someone Step On this fucking
cockroach.

DeathBot2.0 has spoken.

 

[TFLNetwork]

 

[efeezy]

I don't think he's that lucky really. Look at that stupid landing strip goatee, the uni-brow and the lame bright red hanky. Looks like a douche to me.

 

[Eves]

yes, he is the luckiest guy not only in this universe, but in all the parallel universes too

 

[SoundnFury]

^Those are fucking brutal.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk"]YouTube - How to trick people into thinking you're good looking[/ame]

 

[Ar Scion]

just imagine what she'll look like when those five layers of makeup are peeled off in the morning?! Would be like a scene from Dawn of the Dead. You'll need that taxi on speed dial.

That's what I'm thinking.

 

[WickedWeasel]

This is what happens when you scrape all that shit off their face lol...

I thought they were wearing masks for halloween but then just realized that its those hotties without the make up.

 

[Refresher]

More like:

 

[cupidstunt]

This is what happens when you scrape all that shit off their face lol...

oh snap. needs more botox.

 

[igl00]

hes far from luckiest but girl is fine. and i doubt he wants her to be mother of his children so why do u care whats fake and if shes smart or not

 

[metalshark]

 

[b_sun]

She is pornstar hot. However, she is probably fucking annoying and stupid.

 

[guerilla]

YouTube - How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

This video is awesome.

 

[JakeStratham]

I know some of you guys are young. Take it from an older guy: once you have had sex with a lot of girls, beauty has no hold on you.

People leverage their best features. If girls flaunt their looks, there's a good chance there's nothing between their ears. There's also a good chance they suck in bed because they're worried about their image.

If I were young, I'd hang out with the "ugly" girl in the video (sans makeup) before I'd hold the door open for the "hot" girl in the OP's pic. The first girl's funny. That suggests intelligence.

 

[kingofsp]

the luckiest guy on the planet would be HER boyfriend..

Especially cause he's not fucking handcuffed to her.

Srsly, OP? You wanna go to a party with a relatively good looking chick and be handcuffed to her all night? Dios mio.

And as usual, Jake is right.