ITT: Why you shouldn't outsource your resume

[galacon]

So I am looking for some new people, and got this back from a prospect:

To whom it may concern,
I am very hard working and, I like to be challenge in the work field. When I work I like to work alone and in a big group, either way is great for me. When working in this field I like to keep a safe and clean work area in mind. In the electrical program, I have graduated with my Associates Degree in the electrical program from miller-montte.
I am looking forward to helping your business grow with my knowledge that I have learned from Miller-Motte. I want to thank you for taking my application.
In conclusion I would like to say thank you, for reviewing over my cover letter and hope that you will be interested in working with you and your precious company in the near future.

Sincerely ours,


Blake Sxxxxxxxd

Gotta be outsourced, amirite? But even if it is, what kind of fucking retard sends something like that off to a prospective employer?

MURKAN EJOOCAYSHUN :boid:

 

[Zsaleem]

I doubt it's outsourced. You have to be a retard to send off this resume. And since person who sent you this is a retard, the writing pretty much satisfied equations of retard writing. So by Henry's law that person did not outsourced his or her resume.

 

[r3p1v]

why would you outsource like 5 sentences?

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

Should have put it through WordAi first. Would have came out FAR more readable.

 

[maybenot]

Looks like scrapebox and the best spinner are applying for your open position. Fuck it, they'd probably do a better job than half the human race anyway

 

[imbo55]

why would you outsource like 5 sentences?

you don't know Brian on here obviously do you ...

 

[dreamscape]

So I take it I'm not getting the job?

 

[jryan21]

I think you need to ask him for a skype interview, then post it on here so we can LOL at it.

 

[crossfittn]

I think you need to ask him for a skype interview, then post it on here so we can LOL at it.

^This.

 

[dooogen]

you don't know Brian on here obviously do you ...

still can't stop talking about him?

:love-smiley-083:

 

[Wicked Ice]