I say, awkwardly try to slip it in then after accidentally bumping heads and laughing nervously, cum on her thigh.
Jackhammer Or Gentle?
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Are we talkin in the pussy or the butt pussy? Never jackhammer her butthole or you will ruin her life for a few weeks. (*with the exception of anal pros)
I take it nice and slow, until I can tell that she's about to squeal... then I slap her in the tit as hard as I can. When she's just about to hit me back, I start bangin it home until she's ready to forgive me again... then when it looks like she's about to forgive me, I cum on her forhead and slap her in the face. Then I tell her to iron my shirt.
I loled. Nice story
But yeah, its not like theres a choice. Goal is to have her go hakuna matata on you so you have to do the prep work.
Slow it is
Two bulls sit up on a hill, a field full of cows below them. The young one says, "dad, let's run down there and fuck one of those cows". The old one says, "son, let's walk down there and fuck all of them".
Hit that shit so hard she can't walk or if it hurts when she shits, you're not pounding it again anytime soon. Anal pros excepted.
The opinion from this one is you guys sound like virgins. Subigo is right about the IQ of WF these days.
Ok,........OK..............Let's try some Bullet Points here:
1.) Are you and her DRUNK? Is this JUST a one night stand? If the answer is YES to both then do whatever the hell you want!!
2.) Is this your girlfriend? Do you want to have sex with her regularly? If the answer is YES then you had better not only be sensual but sentimental as well. Be SURE to put "HER" needs before your own. Yours will then be taken care of as a matter of course.
3.) Is this your WIFE?! If the answer is yes, then you had BETTER tread VERY lightly here!!! If she is into PAIN or S&M games then go for your "Ogre Fuck". If she is not then you had BEST accommodate her properly.
4.) Is this one of your friend's girlfriends or wife? If yes, then I say FUCK HER LIKE like it is the LAST FUCK you will ever get. I say this because either your life or friendship is on the line here so go for broke in this situation. Also, if she liked it and your friend finds out you just might have a woman on your hands in place of your friend. (Something to consider BEFORE the deed is done.)
5.) Is she related to you? I.E. your brother's wife, stepmother, or your fiancee's or wife's sister? If yes, then once again, you had BETTER tread lightly. You definitely don't want her complaining about your FORCEFUL sex to a relative of yours!! (Use your FERTILE imagination here for the possible/inevitable consequences!!)
I do agree with you BY & Subigo, but since I'm getting DRUNK tonight, (I know I said I would stay in the drunk thread. Damn my hide!!) I figured I would go ahead and post up in here anyway since I'm killing brain cells at the moment. Lulz
You just blew my fucking mind.
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