Jackpot winner $136 million (idiot)

[HarveyJ]

Actually, does anyone live in Michigan?
I'm thinking keep an eye on Mullet Lake's "for sale" registry of land, and when a really expensive one goes, check it out. If it's him, in the middle of the night, put a life size Rick AStley cut out at his door, with a motion sensor in it, set to play if that front door opens...

 

[emp]

Best advice ever came from a freind of mine (we were doing the usual what would you do with 40 million bucks, as that was the jackpot we heard about on the car radio. Neither of us plays the lotto, BTW)

He said:" Because I know how I am with money..First thing, I would buy a house or apartment and put everything into it I would like and need, a TV, nice kitchen, good computer, etc... I would always have that to fall back on, even if I would blow the rest and have to work again."

I asked him:"Well, cool, but what about some investments, too?"

To which he replied:"Yeah, that would be smart, but as I said, I know how I am with money."

::emp::

 

[turbolapp]

Giving money to church can be a challenge to a christian, but gamblers give cheerfully for lotteries and to casinos.

I guess giving your money to both is a gamble. Personally, I think your odds are better at winning the lotto.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Actually, does anyone live in Michigan?
I'm thinking keep an eye on Mullet Lake's "for sale" registry of land, and when a really expensive one goes, check it out. If it's him, in the middle of the night, put a life size Rick AStley cut out at his door, with a motion sensor in it, set to play if that front door opens...

I live in Michigan - Detroit to be exact.

Highest Unemployment rate in the US
Highest Murder rate in the US
Highest Foreclosure rate in the US
Lowest high school graduation rate in the US

I could go on, but why bother. :anon.sml:

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Oh yeah - and The Tigers are 0-7.

FUCK!
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