Jan Ban?

Oh pretty pretty pretty please? Can we haz spring cleaning early? I'll kick things off:

http://www.wickedfire.com/search.php?searchid=2930242 with such gems as:

Wickedfire is loosing ti's reputation in the form of Internet Marketing forum and becoming more general forum like DP .
Well having content with rich keywords doesn't take much time for google index. I done this practically for one of my clients website. make sure content is unique with rich keywords and 'header 1...
If, the text in Article published by you is rich in content then your website will be on top. Apart from this meta tags.
Is, there any plan of having any Affiliae summit in INDIA??. I'm much awaiting for to attend.
I know what I'm much awaiting for to, I'm much awaiting for P there to get banned for being a low-rep-post-count-whore, that's what I'm much await for to!
 


There should be like a rule where you're a mod after 3k posts... think about it, it makes sense... if your post count is that high, you clearly have nothing else better to do than dick around and police a forum... perfect fit!

I second Gunman's request, even though his first official act might be to ban me for pointing out the obvious emptiness in his life (EDIT: which should also be a rule!)
 
SOLUTION TIME!

1. GeoIP redirect on wickedfire.com
2. All traffic loads normally except India
3. Redirect India to Make Money Online
4. ??????????????
5. Profit


I wrote a lightweight script that would take 1 min to install and accomplish this task.
 
SOLUTION TIME!

1. GeoIP redirect on wickedfire.com
2. All traffic loads normally except India
3. Redirect India to Make Money Online
4. ??????????????
5. Profit


I wrote a lightweight script that would take 1 min to install and accomplish this task.
Didn't you already post that here once? I snatched one like it from here and have it on one of my sites to redirect WaFo drips and hotlinkers, lol.
 
Another one for the suggestion box:

Insta-ban to anyone who bumps a fucking retarded poll that's off page one for ANY reason. Like the fucking Tranny Porn piece of shit that just got resurrected...
 
You should be made a mod just for this rule suggestion alone.

I would be a terrible mod. This place would be run like the mob. "Friend of mine" versus "friend of ours."

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnmt6dLasxw"]YouTube - Donnie Brasco - Friend Of Mine[/ame]


Jon would fire me after a week. Then, I'd be forced to launch forummodsecrets.com with a $27 ebook funneling folks to my $79K training program.

It'd be depressing.
 
2. if you are a new member, you cannot post until you have 10 posts.

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How about you cannot post for a year since registration date? I think this would save a lot of ban bullets.

And miss out on some future quality members coming in? We still need fresh blood brah - even tho it comes along with a heap of turd sometimes.
 
I say first post after the following:

1. Wait one month past registration.

2. Forced to watch mmo "training" film. ;)

3. Must check at the bottom of a list of rules; starting with how you can't be a dumb shit and survive the roving ban-brigade. This page should be as insulting as possible, saving us the time from insulting all new halfwits.