Jeffrey
- Thread starter K-Noop
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You think that's cute? Some hamster on a piano shit? Do that shit to my face at ASS (south) and see what happens. Tickets are going on sale soon. $30 floor ticked if you can even afford it you peasant piss ant! I'll take you out to dinner, feed you and give you some drink, talk sweet to you, get you home and fuck you till you love me you faggot!
My nigga.... my nigga. Come on, now? The Bert Stare? Bert Stare at me, bitch. Gimme da Bert Stare. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside, and then I slap the fire outta your face, son. While you talking out da side of ya neck, I got your Helga serving me Oktoberfest while you practice Riverdance, bitch. What you gone do? Shit, cuz you a BITCH CUZ A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!
What's that you say? Badger Ball Swag? Yeah, that's right. VIP, SECOND FLOOR. GET AT ME.
Do you even lift, bro?
What's that? Why's my hair so fresh? Leave-in conditioner bro. Step up your game. Better be looking good when I lay the smack on you.
Alright, son. Look. I was gonna let it slide, but you KNOW I have nipplephobia, and you done put like 6 nipples up in this thread now. I done had an existential freak out and panic attack and had to command-Q my browser twice now. You gone pay. Yes, you gone pay. P.S. Thanks for taking me as your ladyboy escort to the Badger Ball and then knocking my troat loose. Great night. FUCK YOU!!!!
LOL I always wondered which gullible phaggots bought that overpriced BSN shit.
Cardio? Do you even DDP Yoga?
Cardio? Do you even DDP Yoga?
Don't talk about my lover like that. Jeffrey would destroy any of you faggots.
DAT GAP
that ball is getting slapped so hard, slap my ass just like that jeffrey at ASE and I'll help you fight off this faggot's whole crew
What's that you say? Badger Ball Swag? Yeah, that's right. VIP, SECOND FLOOR. GET AT ME.
Do you even lift, bro?
What's that? Why's my hair so fresh? Leave-in conditioner bro. Step up your game. Better be looking good when I lay the smack on you.
Okay, now I think it's a troll.
You know what. While you are speaking for another man, I'll tell you what I'll do with him. I'll kidnap him, tie him up all gently so he's comfortable, make sure he's well hydrated and shit, and then I'll sit him down in front of you and blow his brains out, point blank range, and sling spaghetti noodles all over the wall. While you cry in the corner rolling around in his blood sucking your thumb, I'll go home to take my mid-day nap and sleep like a baby.
