Jennifer Lawrence, Ariana Grande, & More Celebs Fall Victim to Nude Photo Leak After
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Speculation for how it all went down baby...
1- Someone got disgruntled in the group over the leader's power. Enter some random mindless drama about not giving as big of a fuck about his primary targeted celeb versus the others, as said creeper, he gets upset, and says fuck this shit... shares with the world and fulfills one of primary bucket list wishes of delivering Christmas in the summer time.
2- One user in group of fappers gets entrepreneurial and thinks "zomg, I can have MILLIONS!!! Then live my life like Entourage and get bitches for real instead of hacking their iclouds for n00dz!! Quick Mom, let me out of the basement, I have a no fail $$$$$ idea!!!" --- Makes a few failed attempts to extort said celebs and their agents. Gets male blowjobs and threats to be beaten as replies. Figures, fuck it... MUST FULFILL BUCKET LIST PROMISE TO LITTLE BILLY ON THE INTERNETS AND BRING XMAS TO ALL IN SUMMER!!!" -- releases treasure trove of circle of fappers' group to the world. Sits back and faps with friends. The way fapping should happen (he's from the South... I ain't touching him or explaining it otherwise!)
3- Someone dun goofed and "leaked" (har har!!) spoog.... errr... photos on THE NET. (most unrealistic but wtvr let's put it out there.)
4- Edward Snowden delivers again!!!! FROM MOTHER RUSSIA WITH MUCH LOVINGS FUCKERS OF THE MOTHERS!!
5- Blame Apple Inc. -- I dunno why, but just blame them. They need to be blamed already. The maps shit is old, this can be the NEW Apple fuckup... please???
1- Someone got disgruntled in the group over the leader's power. Enter some random mindless drama about not giving as big of a fuck about his primary targeted celeb versus the others, as said creeper, he gets upset, and says fuck this shit... shares with the world and fulfills one of primary bucket list wishes of delivering Christmas in the summer time.
2- One user in group of fappers gets entrepreneurial and thinks "zomg, I can have MILLIONS!!! Then live my life like Entourage and get bitches for real instead of hacking their iclouds for n00dz!! Quick Mom, let me out of the basement, I have a no fail $$$$$ idea!!!" --- Makes a few failed attempts to extort said celebs and their agents. Gets male blowjobs and threats to be beaten as replies. Figures, fuck it... MUST FULFILL BUCKET LIST PROMISE TO LITTLE BILLY ON THE INTERNETS AND BRING XMAS TO ALL IN SUMMER!!!" -- releases treasure trove of circle of fappers' group to the world. Sits back and faps with friends. The way fapping should happen (he's from the South... I ain't touching him or explaining it otherwise!)
3- Someone dun goofed and "leaked" (har har!!) spoog.... errr... photos on THE NET. (most unrealistic but wtvr let's put it out there.)
4- Edward Snowden delivers again!!!! FROM MOTHER RUSSIA WITH MUCH LOVINGS FUCKERS OF THE MOTHERS!!
5- Blame Apple Inc. -- I dunno why, but just blame them. They need to be blamed already. The maps shit is old, this can be the NEW Apple fuckup... please???
PS- Dude that tried to sell for $100 per pic for btc and screen shotted himself in the ass.... omg what a fucking idiot. Not only does he get outed and reeeeeeammmmmmmed... but he admits to selling pics, even if fake, still 1- admits to fraud OR 2- admits to selling celeb nudes without permission.... Many many lulz to ensue there. Perhaps we can suggest a lawyer for him....
This seems like the most plausible explanation to this 'leak'. The only other scenario I can come up with would be the NSA doing this to distract from the maneuvering being done to setup ww3.
Pretty much there is no way anyone could pull this off. Hell there is no way a hacker or team of hackers could even find all these accounts.
Maybe, but how do you explain the pix taken with android phones? Just like any non-selfrespecting whore who takes selfies in front of the mirror, you will find there's more than a few non apple phones being used.
But I'm not surprised to see iCloud to blame. It's a huge POS. Be interesting to see this affects the new iPhone launch next week
This is no time for logic... this is a time to blame Apple!!!
Just go with it bro. We need this.
Well that didn't take long... One of you guys?
Random Women Are Posting Their Boobs on Twitter in Solidarity with Jennifer Lawrence and the Leaked Celebs Tonight with Hashtag #LeakForJLaw
Random Women Are Posting Their Boobs on Twitter in Solidarity with Jennifer Lawrence and the Leaked Celebs Tonight with Hashtag #LeakForJLaw
I've been saying for ages that she is beyond ordinary, yet people still think that she is hot. I'll never get it.
http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-the-shit/178096-when-did-ugly-tits-no-shape-become-sexy.html
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What Feminists Want to Happen:
What's Actually Happening:
Social engineering at it's finest. :smokin:
Actually, it is different.
Drew Myers posted nude pics + addresses, names, etc.
I also think that being a celeb does come with a different set of expectations / problems / challenges, FOR the rewards and perks you are reaping.
If you are a celeb, expect shit like this. If you are girl next door, no.
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