Jews on WF - Yom Kippur

[Jon]

To all the fellow Jews here, have an easy fast tonight/tomorrow for Yom Kippur (holiest Jewish holiday of the year, so of course that means its something depressing).

To all the non-Jews (GENTILE FUCKS!) enjoy a day with zero or very few Jews around.

 

[acemenace]

So you guys leave your campaigns running or paused for Yom Kippur?

 

[Bofu2U]

To another successful one, Jon.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

To all the fellow Jews here, have an easy fast tonight/tomorrow for Yom Kippur (holiest Jewish holiday of the year, so of course that means its something depressing).

To all the non-Jews (GENTILE FUCKS!) enjoy a day with zero or very few Jews around.

If Jews take the day off, who the fuck is going to control the media?

 

[tortuous]

If Jews take the day off, who the fuck is going to control the media?

Who cares?, we're all gonna be rich... for a day.

 

[AdHustler]

Have a great one Jon

 

[this_guy]

G'mar Tov

 

[Falian]

Is it true that they drop interest rates on Yom Kippur?

 

[vgeek]

Is it true that they drop interest rates on Yom Kippur?

No, but the white collar crime rate is virtually 0.

I kid, I kid.

 

[efeezy]

....so I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!. SHOMER SHABBOS!

 

[HarveyJ]

Whilst I'm pretty much agnostic now (it's amazing how an ultra orthodox education early in life will do that to you), I remember what an amazingly unfun day it's going to be.
An easy fast and a shannah tova to my mishbucha.

efeezy: How the fuck do you manage to be shomre in this day and age? You seriously unhook the light in your fridge?

 

[LogicFlux]

Happy Jew Day!

 

[xdope]

Five additional prohibitions are traditionally observed on Yom Kippur, as detailed in the Jewish oral tradition (Mishnah tractate Yoma 8:1):

1. No eating and drinking
2. No wearing of leather shoes
3. No bathing or washing
4. No anointing oneself with perfumes or lotions
5. No marital relations

You lost me at number 2 and 5. I'll just continue to worship the Devil.

Happy Yom Kippur!

 

[kblessinggr]

Five additional prohibitions are traditionally observed on Yom Kippur, as detailed in the Jewish oral tradition (Mishnah tractate Yoma 8:1):

1. No eating and drinking
2. No wearing of leather shoes
3. No bathing or washing
4. No anointing oneself with perfumes or lotions
5. No marital relations

You lost me at number 2 and 5. I'll just continue to worship the Devil.

Happy Yom Kippur!

Oral Tradition eh?

I wouldn't have a problem with leather shoes, but ... no bathing, and no sex? Least it's only for a day. If were me, I'd have a shower finished by 11:59pm the previous night.

 

[Potrax]

I'm a little late, but anyway "G'mar hatima tova".

 

[justo_tx]

Why does everybody keep speaking Klingon in this thread?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGZV6fsotYo]YouTube - Frasier Speaks Klingon[/ame]

 

[yellowarrior]

Can you have non marital relations?

A day without Jerk'n would be hard to pass.

 

[kblessinggr]

Can you have non marital relations?

A day without Jerk'n would be hard to pass.

Jews don't believe in "spilling the seeds"

 

[tacoX]

The better half of EWA will be out tomorrow, guess I'll be manning the fort representing the gentiles.

 

[xdope]

Can you have non marital relations?

A day without Jerk'n would be hard to pass.

4. No anointing oneself with perfumes or lotions

As long as you dry rub and stop before you pop you might be kosher.