Hey McCain is the man. This guy fight for your country, both arms broken during his plane crash, tortured for years. You know he still cant left his arms all the way up. I got respect for that man.
But seriously, if Obama is an Islamic Trojan horse terrorist trying to infiltrate the highest office to commit dastardly deeds, why would he be using the name Barack Hussein Obama? The first name sounds hopelessly foreign and rhymes with Iraq; the middle name reminds us of the dictator, and the last name rhymes with Osama.
A really smart guy trying to fool us would choose an all-American macho-type name, like John McCain or something. And he'd be white.