I spent all of my free time in college grappling and reading books but I do beat off with my own tears so point taken.
Marlowe I bet you're a pretty cool guy but that comment just reeks of insecurity and jealousy. When I was in highschool i used to think the same thing and then I actually went to college. Never pledged but met a lot of smart, aggressive, fun, type-A folks who did that I spent most of my time with in college.
Usually the people who hate on Greek life are the ones who were/are jealous because they never inserted themselves into the social scene and took part in the fun. Instead, they stayed at home, maybe making interwebz moniez, and beat off using their tears as lube wishing they were balls deep in some 19 year old DG or KKG while dressed up like Batman or Fred Flintstone. Or maybe they weren't even dreaming that big because they didn't know life could get that good...
Either way, moral of the story is don't judge a group by whatever experiences you may have had with some d-bag at Arizona State who was a juicehead and called you a pussy.