Shooootttinnnggg theee shiittt, son. Alright here we go.
The term “merde” came up at the Battle of Waterloo, when General Pierre Cambronne was told that the French were to surrender. Victor Hugo, spoke of this when he stated that the term merde was “Perhaps the finest word ever spoken by a Frenchman.” In this context, merde can be interpreted as “I don’t think so.” Merde is now commonly used as “Shit/crap.” There are many interpretations for the word Merde.
The name is also found in Ireland where there is a famous creek called “Shit Creek.”
Crap came from a famous plumber named Thomas Crapper.
Why do people say “I’m going to the loo, to take a massive shit?” Maybe from the term L’eau (French for water) or “Gardy Loo” which is shouted out when people on higher levels of a building threw the contents of chamber pots (waste +water) outside their windows. It is said to be a corrupted form of the French “Gardez l’eau” or “watch out for the water!”
600 people a year break limbs in Paris by slipping on dog feces as it’s not in thir culture to pick up after your dogs.
In the early 1900’s, most people had huuuuuge shits in a piece of furniture called a “closestool.” This is where the word “stool” originated from.
Water is the main constituent of fecal matter: 80%
20% of fecal matter is dry weight. Half of this(so 10%) is bacteria.
Stool weight of a female is 295 grams and males is about 408 grams (+/- 110 grams)
Transit time is 12.5 hours (+/- 5 hours). Frequency is about 1.5 (+/- 1) a day.
In the Bantu tribe, the culture is such that intestinal transit times are shout, 3-4 times a day.
The molecule Skatole is responsible for the odor of shit. Contains a benzene ring and a nitrogen atom. Basically, it’s these shit particles that are biologically potent in your nasal area.
The insect, Leptanila sp., secrets this fucking molecule because it’s a pheromone for them. Basically, if they want to fuck, they release this from there mandibular gland, and the bitches come running.
On a side note about pheromones, if you eat lymburger cheese next to a beehive, the bees will go nuts and attack you as the smell of that cheese is the same as their attack pheromone.
In the Tsavo Game Park, elephants shit 1500 tons a day. Fuck Yea! and the motherfucking Dung beetle rolls it into a ball and transports it into the ground so they can store it as food for the colony.
John Harvey Kellogg founder of Kellogg Cereals, believed that a person should relieve themselves several times a day plus he proposed that sex was bad for you.
Piero Manzoni (1933-1963) was an artist who would tattoo his name on the body of his models. He proposed “The Artist’s Breath”. He came up with a product called the “Artist’s Shit”. It contained 30g of his freshly preserved shit and it was produced and tinned in May 1961. The product was sold in 1996 for $30,000 Us.
The term “merde” came up at the Battle of Waterloo, when General Pierre Cambronne was told that the French were to surrender. Victor Hugo, spoke of this when he stated that the term merde was “Perhaps the finest word ever spoken by a Frenchman.” In this context, merde can be interpreted as “I don’t think so.” Merde is now commonly used as “Shit/crap.” There are many interpretations for the word Merde.
The name is also found in Ireland where there is a famous creek called “Shit Creek.”
Crap came from a famous plumber named Thomas Crapper.
Why do people say “I’m going to the loo, to take a massive shit?” Maybe from the term L’eau (French for water) or “Gardy Loo” which is shouted out when people on higher levels of a building threw the contents of chamber pots (waste +water) outside their windows. It is said to be a corrupted form of the French “Gardez l’eau” or “watch out for the water!”
600 people a year break limbs in Paris by slipping on dog feces as it’s not in thir culture to pick up after your dogs.
In the early 1900’s, most people had huuuuuge shits in a piece of furniture called a “closestool.” This is where the word “stool” originated from.
Water is the main constituent of fecal matter: 80%
20% of fecal matter is dry weight. Half of this(so 10%) is bacteria.
Stool weight of a female is 295 grams and males is about 408 grams (+/- 110 grams)
Transit time is 12.5 hours (+/- 5 hours). Frequency is about 1.5 (+/- 1) a day.
In the Bantu tribe, the culture is such that intestinal transit times are shout, 3-4 times a day.
The molecule Skatole is responsible for the odor of shit. Contains a benzene ring and a nitrogen atom. Basically, it’s these shit particles that are biologically potent in your nasal area.
The insect, Leptanila sp., secrets this fucking molecule because it’s a pheromone for them. Basically, if they want to fuck, they release this from there mandibular gland, and the bitches come running.
On a side note about pheromones, if you eat lymburger cheese next to a beehive, the bees will go nuts and attack you as the smell of that cheese is the same as their attack pheromone.
In the Tsavo Game Park, elephants shit 1500 tons a day. Fuck Yea! and the motherfucking Dung beetle rolls it into a ball and transports it into the ground so they can store it as food for the colony.
John Harvey Kellogg founder of Kellogg Cereals, believed that a person should relieve themselves several times a day plus he proposed that sex was bad for you.
Piero Manzoni (1933-1963) was an artist who would tattoo his name on the body of his models. He proposed “The Artist’s Breath”. He came up with a product called the “Artist’s Shit”. It contained 30g of his freshly preserved shit and it was produced and tinned in May 1961. The product was sold in 1996 for $30,000 Us.
