Let's help the guys selling link building services

[darenet]

Every time I go to the buy/sell/trade link-building section, I see a bunch of fancy names like:

[DECODE GOOGLE] G-KILLER BOX - 5 PHASED LINK BUILDING MONARCH
Advance interlinking linkwheel - Google SERP BOOSTER
LINKPWN
[CHECKMATE GOOGLE] 3 Phases - MEGA LINK BLASTER

which are basically services all offering the same basic things, xrumer, web 2.0s, blog comments etc.

So many people there aren't original with their link building methods, but they're trying hard with the names. So I thought why not help them out...so if you're out there and wanna sell another wannabe web2.0/social bookmarks/xrumer services, here are some names suggestions;

SEO VAGINA: IT JUST FEELS GOOD AND IT WORKS...LINKS REPRODUCE LIKE CRAZY
SERP DOMINATION: SEE THE LINKS, TOUCH THEM, THEY FEEL GOOD..LIKE BOOBS
:banana_sml:
LINK BUILDING SPERM: MILLIONS OF LINKS FOR JUST 5 MINS

 

[Bofu2U]

I go old school.

Natural Link Disaster - A TSUNAMI OF LINKS

 

[Rexibit]

SEOGASIM - Guaranteed To Explode Your Rankings And Give You a Flood of Traffic

(I want 10% of all revenue if you use it, because it's just Win)

 

[JCash]

Instant Sandbox Express
Paypal Money Drain
Endless Broken English Service
2AM Skype Excuse Factory

 

[danke]

Link Holocaust

 

[AddisonDomains]

This is fucking retarded.

 

[JCash]

Refund Request Whirlwind

 

[Bangkok Massage]

I came here because I was tired of the scams on BHW. But I agree more meaningful provider names would help:

- Wait4PPALdispute
- cunt4youfund
- rateb4delivery
- sayIbest$$$later
- runaround^nodeliver
- DrunkMe()retrdU

Did you see the new Xmen movie? It's cool!

 

[butcher]

Instant Sandbox Express
Paypal Money Drain
Endless Broken English Service
2AM Skype Excuse Factory

These!

 

[Rusky]

Double link wheel penetration - Two Link wheels for the price of one.

 

[JCash]

Disappearing Backlinks Magician 2.0

 

[clyde]

Link Mindfuck 2.0
Private Links only Your Cousins can See!

 

[dchuk]

Link Holocaust

easy buddy, I trademarked that shit

 

[clyde]

Drip Puff Pass

 

[b_sun]

I got an email about a "Katrina Link Flood" package. I wish I were lying.

 

[JCash]

Low Post Count Fake Review Copy Positive Review Avalanche

 

[lincolndsp]

Linked in Chernobyl
Google Cocktail

 

[JCash]

edu.tw Is Still edu Arguments Apocalypse

 

[CerIs]

How about "ineffective"...... describes most of the LB services

 

[ebtek]

Link Holocaust

rofl