Let's help the guys selling link building services

[rockhard]

My favorite is "the penis stretcher article friendly pr5 food blog, that isn't indexed in google service".
This isn't a joke either.

 

[sonchai]

Serp Erection 2.0 - Time to Nut up those rankings!

 

[ShalaMedia]

SERP SEAL TEAM 6!

 

[amateursurgeon]

SERPS Metastasis
Google Tumour

The Legendary Linkrapist


Broken Promises, Broken Links (that one sounds like a country & western song)

 

[mGrunin]

Sitewide Gangbang
Golden Shower Links

 

[Norwood]

Two In The Pink Links
SEO Rwanda
Fertile Link Blast
SERP Oprah
Nocturnal Commissions

 

[CPW-Carl]

Two In The Pink Links

LOL.

Piss In the Sink Links.

 

[lincolndsp]

Drip piss links

 

[Incantation]

Alike with PPC, those catchy headlines attract more business. It's completely pointless to whinge about it.

 

[dchuk]

Nocturnal Commissions

that's god damn hilarious

 

[taktikz]

lol this thread is hilarious

 

[rockhard]

Nigeria Links
419 Links

 

[SeoReborn]

Premature Linkulation >> Linked Before You Sink

 

[prince]

SEO Ejaculation 2.0

 

[webetricky]

Launching 100 new services right now because these names are too good to pass up

brb

Funny this thread came up cause I came up with this last week:

LINK BUKKAKE - Link blaster

 

[music4mic]

2AM Skype Excuse Factory

I think this sums it up nicely.

 

[dmnEPC]

 

[Jon]

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

[clyde]

Backlink Bros - Chestbump to #1 on Google BOO YAH!

 

[erect]

Yes, most are idiots but not because they come up with ghea names ... but because they have no value of them self and no understanding of business.

My only selling point is cheap

I'll work twice as hard and charge half as much

I'll race all vendors in my niche to the bottom so nobody makes money

My link wheel images are complex, therefore will raise your dofollow PR

I'm in a drama war with my competitors because a rising tide sinks all ships (???)