Lets Meet Up at The Playboy Mansion

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Ok, I know how that title MUST sound. HOW is the only question on your mind.

This is my thought:

Become partners with Playboy through their affiliate program. When you generate sales and essentially become "business partners" with them by making them money, they HAVE to let you in, right?

(This post is inspired by Vendzilla's presence)

What do you guys think?
 


kip said:
lots of hostility ;)
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My bad. I'll tone it down. I just don't understand why any straight male 'wouldn't be down to go to the mansion' and meet other affiliates who are obviously good enough to get there.
 
the playboy mansion is overrated... it's not like you're actually going to get laid there...

and you have to send 50 sales to get in, lmao... 50 sales just to get blueballs from fake tit, airbrushed, stuck-up models... no thanks...

I'd rather send 50 sales to a much better converting aff program with higher payouts and spend all the extra money on a massive orgy party with tons of hookers... at least then I'd go home with a smile on my face...
 
Garrett said:
Ok, I know how that title MUST sound. HOW is the only question on your mind.

This is my thought:

Become partners with Playboy through their affiliate program. When you generate sales and essentially become "business partners" with them by making them money, they HAVE to let you in, right?

(This post is inspired by Vendzilla's presence)

What do you guys think?
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The is NO SEX in the Champaign Room.
 
Garrett said:
My bad. I'll tone it down. I just don't understand why any straight male 'wouldn't be down to go to the mansion' and meet other affiliates who are obviously good enough to get there.
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if your goal is to network with other affiliates in the adult biz... try hitting some of the adult industry shows...
 
Garrett said:
Dude, I wouldn't go there to get laid (well, maybe if it just happened), but I would go just to go.

This really is the gayest affiliate forum ever, huh? Have fun with your hookers.
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if you want to go just to say you've been that's fine... it's still kinda lame tho... it's on par with dropping celeb names to try to make yourself feel important...

why not build your own shit up and do something worthwhile instead of clinging to playboy like a dingleberry?
 
_poto_ said:
I'd rather send 50 sales to a much better converting aff program with higher payouts and spend all the extra money on a massive orgy party with tons of hookers... at least then I'd go home with a smile on my face...
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Poto, this is the exact reason that I read almost every single one of your posts. They're perfect in both phrasing as well as concept! ;)
 
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_poto_ said:
if you want to go just to say you've been that's fine... it's still kinda lame tho... it's on par with dropping celeb names to try to make yourself feel important...

why not build your own shit up and do something worthwhile instead of clinging to playboy like a dingleberry?
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I can assure you, I don't say stupid shit like that to get people to like me. And I am building up my own shit. Have been for a year full-time now. Going to the Playboy Mansion would not cause me to not keep building. Have you been? Is it really that over-rated? I have a hard time thinking up a better thing to do. Wait... traveling.
 
_poto_ said:
I'd rather send 50 sales to a much better converting aff program with higher payouts and spend all the extra money on a massive orgy party with tons of hookers... at least then I'd go home with a smile on my face...
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You'd also go home with crabs all over your face. Sounds awesome!

:anon.sml:
 
Just get a real girlfriend (free-ish) and use the money you generate from a worthwhile affiliate program to go to somewhere worth visiting. Poto summed it up pretty much perfectly, but yeah, going to some mansion to hang out fake, airbrushed, golddigging, insecure chicks who you have almost no chance of sleeping with, and probably wouldn't want to anyway, isn't exactly a great time in the making.
 
Agree. Specially the orgy party part.


_poto_ said:
the playboy mansion is overrated... it's not like you're actually going to get laid there...

and you have to send 50 sales to get in, lmao... 50 sales just to get blueballs from fake tit, airbrushed, stuck-up models... no thanks...

I'd rather send 50 sales to a much better converting aff program with higher payouts and spend all the extra money on a massive orgy party with tons of hookers... at least then I'd go home with a smile on my face...
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OK, lets talk about the mansion
I've been there once, going again this november
It's a big party thats thrown in the back yard of the Playboy mansion, last year there was over 100 girls wearing nothing but body makeup, these are girls that have posed for playboy websites and the magazine, I met "too short" , I put my face between the boobs of a Playboy model, I met Keith Hefner , I danced with girls wearing nothing but body makeup. Free drinks, free food, great looking women, these girls will talk to you, they don't have stripper mentality, most all of them, this is their first time there or first time naked to the world like that. Alot of thought is put into this party every year, the people that throw it work hard on it, both Eric and Shelly.

People that put down the expereince have never been there, I've done it, I had a blast, made some friends with some of the girls I met, including the girl I put my face in between her boobs( See Avatar )

I'm going to work on an article to post on starting in the adult side of the web
 
_poto_ said:
the playboy mansion is overrated... it's not like you're actually going to get laid there...

and you have to send 50 sales to get in, lmao... 50 sales just to get blueballs from fake tit, airbrushed, stuck-up models... no thanks...

I'd rather send 50 sales to a much better converting aff program with higher payouts and spend all the extra money on a massive orgy party with tons of hookers... at least then I'd go home with a smile on my face...
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Have you been there?
 
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