Lets Meet Up at The Playboy Mansion
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You seem to have a big problem with boob jobs ( Or you're gay ) Here's some more pics of the girl I put my face in between her boobs
Lake Minnetonka Liberty: Sgt. Michelle Manhart Playboy Spread Photo's (Uncensored)
She's a friend of mine now and shes coming to our annual halloween party we throw in Sacramento every year, along with another good friend, Briana Banks, I run her myspace page at MySpace.com - BRIANA BANKS - 29 - Female - Los Angeles, California - www.myspace.com/brianabanksreloaded
You seem to have a big problem with boob jobs ( Or you're gay ) Here's some more pics of the girl I put my face in between her boobs
Lake Minnetonka Liberty: Sgt. Michelle Manhart Playboy Spread Photo's (Uncensored)
She's a friend of mine now and shes coming to our annual halloween party we throw in Sacramento every year, along with another good friend, Briana Banks, I run her myspace page at MySpace.com - BRIANA BANKS - 29 - Female - Los Angeles, California - www.myspace.com/brianabanksreloaded
Hey, not bad, shame the weeble with the stupid beard's in shot.
You put your face between her boobs? :bowdown:
Please teach me your ways you crazy pimp.
Woah, hold up a sec here. Just because I'm not jealous that you got to pay your way into a mansion party and put your basement-dwelling overweight jowls between the boobs of some washed up porn star, I'm gay? No. I just don't see the appeal of paying for blueballs when I could just as easily sleep with my girlfriend. As for the girl in that pic, she looks older than my mom, and is made significantly less attractive due to her willingness to walk around in her underwear whoring herself out for pictures with any sweaty fat bum who is associated with the company. Trust me, they're doing it because you're responsible for helping them make money, not because you posess any significant redeeming qualities yourself. Meanwhile while you're in your hotel room whacking off to your porn sites, I get to actually have sex with someone who i'm not paying to be with me. Who's the homo now?
You seem to have a big problem with boob jobs ( Or you're gay ) Here's some more pics of the girl I put my face in between her boobs
Lake Minnetonka Liberty: Sgt. Michelle Manhart Playboy Spread Photo's (Uncensored)
She's a friend of mine now and shes coming to our annual halloween party we throw in Sacramento every year, along with another good friend, Briana Banks, I run her myspace page at MySpace.com - BRIANA BANKS - 29 - Female - Los Angeles, California - www.myspace.com/brianabanksreloaded
Dudes. This thread is about getting into the Playboy Mansion without paying for it, to have a good time, and do something different besides coding up so many fucking sites all day long!
NickyCakes. I am happy for you that you get to have sex with your girlfriend. IS this like your first one or something? Because you are 'finally having sex', you don't want to go to the Playboy Mansion because you'd otherwise get blueballed?
...and what is this about getting blueballed? Can you not control yourself or something? Do you expect sex if you were to be in the Playboy mansion? You guys are talking about sex like we're in 6th fuckin' grade.
"Oh, I GET to sleep with my girlfriend, FOR FREE. Guys, it is like really amazing sex too. WHy would you want to go to a playboy party when you have a girlfriend who will ACTUALLY let me put it in her cooch. I'll teach you how to pick up the ladies because I'm a mack daddy now. After my first girlfriend, who I ACTUALLY had sex with, lets you guys know that I know what the fuck I'm talking 'bout."
If you guys don't want to go the Playboy Mansion, thats fine. A little suspect, but okay with me.
NickyCakes. I am happy for you that you get to have sex with your girlfriend. IS this like your first one or something? Because you are 'finally having sex', you don't want to go to the Playboy Mansion because you'd otherwise get blueballed?
...and what is this about getting blueballed? Can you not control yourself or something? Do you expect sex if you were to be in the Playboy mansion? You guys are talking about sex like we're in 6th fuckin' grade.
"Oh, I GET to sleep with my girlfriend, FOR FREE. Guys, it is like really amazing sex too. WHy would you want to go to a playboy party when you have a girlfriend who will ACTUALLY let me put it in her cooch. I'll teach you how to pick up the ladies because I'm a mack daddy now. After my first girlfriend, who I ACTUALLY had sex with, lets you guys know that I know what the fuck I'm talking 'bout."
If you guys don't want to go the Playboy Mansion, thats fine. A little suspect, but okay with me.
And we're saying that going to the playboy mansion isn't as appealing as you're making it out to be.
I'd come up with some witty reply to this, but seeing as it doesn't even make sense, I'll just let you own yourself this time.
I don't care how old you are, if you have a bunch of slutty naked hotties getting paid to rub up on your nuts all night, you're either gonna get blueballs, are gay, or you're an impotent limp-dick. Since you're clearly not #1, we're going to have to assume you fall into one of the alternative categories.
I'm in no way bragging about sleeping with my girlfriend. Any asshole can get a girl and sleep with her, which is my point. Normal girlfriend-sex is more appealing than going to some party with paid strippers who you are guaranteed not to sleep with are pretending to smile while rubbing up on all the dirty 50+ creepy webmaster dudes, letting them slobber all over their tits, and then expecting me to want to go hang out with them?
Wanna know what's suspect? Your thinly-veiled attempt at building interest in vendzilla's affiliate program. Were you paid?
Wow, can't handle a little teasing?
Thats a Playboy model (She was in Playboy, the magazine), by definition, better looking than your girl friend. And if she looks older than your mom, what are you 12?
I didn't pay anything to get into the Playboy mansion, I'm an employee, I get to go every year, part of the package, I have that good of a job!
And as for the statement about what kind of girls they are, she calls me on my cell phone on a regular basis, shes a friend, Briana Banks the porn star, also calls me. If your mommy says it's ok, maybe you'd like to come up to sacramento and party with them at our halloween party?
the offer we have to go to the mansion party is open to everyone, it is a true experience that people will ask you about for years, if you have game, talk to the girls and see where it goes, if you don't, you'll be on some discussion board putting down the whole experience as a waste of time.
No. I honestly thought he was a legitimate Playboy webmaster who has been to the mansion more than once, but now I know after his last few replies.
Damn NickyCakes, you bring up some solid points, but I still want to go to the Playboy Mansion because I can. I just thought it would be cool to meet the other affiliates who actually have what it takes to produce the 50 sales AND talk to playboy bunnies over copious amounts of alcohol.
Pretty much every girl I've ever dated looks better than she does. The only thing being in playboy makes a girl, by definition, is willing to give it up for money, as evidenced by them letting some nasty douchebag who looks like a hairy version of the pre-op shoemoney slobber on her tits.
I'm a webmaster that promotes Playboy, I also work for Playboy, if you log into Playboywebmasters.com , you'll see my contact info at the bottom. If you go to the Mansion Party, you'll meet the makers and shakers of our business. here's some photos of the last party.
FUBAR Webmasters :: Webmaster Access West : 2nd Annual Playboy Mansion PJ and Lingerie Party
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