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So I woke up this morning to my cat was freaking the fuck out. I went up stairs and heard a really loud squealing noise, at this point I'm all kinds of WTF.

After searching around for about 5 minutes, I see this little fucking squirrel that some how made his way in but I still have no clue how. Anyway I ran back downstairs to get a towel or something to catch him in and then I noticed the cat playing with this ball. The ball turned out to be a dirt covered walnut (lol) so I assumed the cat stole the squirrel's breakfast.

I went back upstairs with a handful of peanuts thinking I cure lure him out, I mean, hes obviously still hungry. It looked like he grabbed a nut and then disappeared under the 2nd floor rafters. So now...

WTF should I do?

1. Call animal control

2. Befriend and make him my squirrely pet

3. Get a cat with some balls
 


Getmoneygetpaid said:
So I woke up this morning to my cat was freaking the fuck out. I went up stairs and heard a really loud squealing noise, at this point I'm all kinds of WTF.

After searching around for about 5 minutes, I see this little fucking squirrel that some how made his way in but I still have no clue how. Anyway I ran back downstairs to get a towel or something to catch him in and then I noticed the cat playing with this ball. The ball turned out to be a dirt covered walnut (lol) so I assumed the cat stole the squirrel's breakfast.

I went back upstairs with a handful of peanuts thinking I cure lure him out, I mean, hes obviously still hungry. It looked like he grabbed a nut and then disappeared under the 2nd floor rafters. So now...

WTF should I do?

1. Call animal control

2. Befriend and make him my squirrely pet

3. Get a cat with some balls
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Squirrels are horrible pets. Even ones you raise by hand are going to tear your house up, and fuggettabout housetraining one!

Animal Control would at least have good advice if they themselves are not the answer.

Bottom line: Get it out.
 
Dude, do not fuck with squirrels. They are evil. Grab yourself a powerful pellet gun or a 22 if you're a good shot and shoot the fucker the first chance you get. You can try one of those have-a-hart traps but they usually don't work on small squirrels.

Most importantly, figure out how he got in your house and patch that shit up. The last thing you want is a bunch of squirrels living in your attic (don't ask me how I know)
 
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I'll loan you my dog for an afternoon. Big rottweiler who absolutely HATES squirrels. All you have to do is say "squirrel" and she literally flips out and starts clawing on trees lol.
 
Here's a quick trap - I had to use something like this recently and it worked a charm - though it was a mouse but still.

Things you'll need.

* TUbe or thin long rectangle box.

* Bucket with some water in it.

* Bait (peanut butter works well/crackers/cheese/etc).


Setup a lil' ramp with a few bits of bait to get it up a few lil' steps into the tube/long box. Make the latter part of the box just about half way over the edge of the bucket - put bait at the end of the tube/box.

Squirrel goes for the bait in the tube feeling safe/dark, once it passes its own weight, the tube falls into the bucket with said squirrel.

You'll just hear it flipping out and squeeling - you can setup your bucket with variations to prevent its escape.

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Took me like 4 tries with my lil' home invader but was quite the rush seeing my polak mouse trap finally work :)

keep us posted.
 
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