and yes you may not believe it but i experienced every word on my blog first hand and it's all true
I absolutely believe you read I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and decided you could do that too.
Of course, Tucker Max also has some writing ability, but maybe with practice you'll get there. In the meantime, a Google search of "wordpress themes" might help people to take you more seriously.
found out that she’s on my facebook checkin’ my shit. That means she has to be down right?