Machete - Great fucking Movie!

[Moxie]

 

[nickthrolson]

There is a good documentary on Danny Trejo search for it on Netflix called Champion.

 

[parrot head]

just saw dinner with schmucks.. dont. see. it.

 

[jeffrey]

Who shows their tits? I'm hoping Alba.

 

[backlinkgurus]

It's just a movie, just a book, just an article, just a college course, just a song. Separately, yeah they're pretty harmless. But cumulatively, they produce the geniuses that post in this thread.

LMFAO. Go fuck yourself hellblazer.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

99% of the entire movie making element are socialist, commie, tree-hugging wackos. No surprise there, really. I'll still take the movie at face value and enjoy the visual debauchery for 2 hours and then go home to reality afterwards.

 

[Nutella]

10/10. Loved it!

And Hellblazer... have ya even seen the movie?

 

[jizzb0mb]

Machete dont text.

 

[bizzykehl]

And Hellblazer... have ya even seen the movie?

He doesn't need to see it. He learned everything he needed to know about Machete on 9/11.

 

[subigo]

He doesn't need to see it. He learned everything he needed to know about Machete on 9/11.

 

[kisforkarla]

^ I lol'd

 

[backlinkgurus]

He doesn't need to see it. He learned everything he needed to know about Machete on 9/11.

Genius.

 

[Visiiri]

I've got to wait till 9 sept for it to come in our cinema's here
Trailer looks awesome!

 

[BluAffiliate]

He doesn't need to see it. He learned everything he needed to know about Machete on 9/11.

This.

 

[Sempers]

Would pay to see twice if Danny Trejo has a fist full of her hair and hitting her from behind with Tito and Tarantula playing in the background.

+rep

bolded made me lmao

 

[adamx12m]

Grind House was a classic, can't wait to see some violence..

 

[Zendo]

this was fucking awesome along with expendables

 

[kisforkarla]

Finally saw it...most entertaining film I've seen all year. Also learned of a new place to store my cell phone...bonus!

 

[sgtryan]

I wonder how many pounds of coke they had to entice lindsey lohan with to make an appearance in this movie

 

[Netphase]

Lindsay Lohan's tits are just one of the reasons..

I read that she used a body double for the topless scene/scenes in Machete.