This is fucking hilarious: Man bursts into flames in porn shop -- has nothing to do with sins or God - Asylum.co.uk
Man Bursts Into Flames In Porn Shop
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That's exactly what happened in the Mexican movie "Like Water For Chocolate." People would burst into flames when their emotions ran hot, etc.
from a comment "It was most probably maturbator's' friction coupled with the 'throw-away' lighter in his pocket- you can guess the rest!"
What is the prime demographic for these shops? Like 60 year olds who dont know how to use the internet? I mean seriously..
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Ok, so I've been dying to ask, but was sorta waiting for the right time. This has to be it...
Is something like this what happened to your panties, too?
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Considering the guy is now fighting for his life in the hospital with 3rd degree burns, i don't see what is hilarious about it.
okay i'll throw you a bone
1. he was in a porn-shop spank booth
2. he is in the hospital because of a MASTURBATING ACCIDENT
3. the accident involves immolation but occurred nowhere near anything flammable
hope this helps!
For years I worked at a community newspaper publisher in the production department. One day I tossed my used panties into a rag bin in the press room. A few minutes later the bin caught fire, burning down all three floors, wiping out 98 years of newspaper history at the publishing house. Nobody was sure of the exact cause of the fire. Some say it was ignited by a spark that traveled from the presses to the rags. Other say it was the cleaning fluid on the rags that caused spontaneous combustion. It may have well been my flaming panties.Ok, so I've been dying to ask, but was sorta waiting for the right time. This has to be it...
Is something like this what happened to your panties, too?
True story bro (except for the part about the panties).