For years I worked at a community newspaper publisher in the production department. One day I tossed my used panties into a rag bin in the press room. A few minutes later the bin caught fire, burning down all three floors, wiping out 98 years of newspaper history at the publishing house. Nobody was sure of the exact cause of the fire. Some say it was ignited by a spark that traveled from the presses to the rags. Other say it was the cleaning fluid on the rags that caused spontaneous combustion. It may have well been my flaming panties.
True story bro (except for the part about the panties).
