Matt Cutts Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine! - CHALLENGE - CALLING ALL IM'ERS!

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Our Gay brothers From BHW need our Help!

Go out and Spread the Word!

SPREAD IT!!!!!!!!:ak:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UceGF3M56bE]I want him DEAD - YouTube[/ame]

Disclaimer: I personally dont want him dead, and I am not responsible for anything that happens to Matt's Blog/Sites or Life!
 


Get someone to break into his car and hide child porn in it. Then call the cops and tell them you heard him bragging about his "special movie collection" with a bunch of creeps and he was actually selling some copies.

Disclaimer: LoL
 
We are successful in SEO mainly because of him. Because he and his team are making SEO difficult and it prevents most of the SEO retards ranking on googlezz. Now you know why BHW people are mad at him.

If there was no Matt Cutts or google web spam team, SEO would be much more difficult.
 
Part 1: Go to google conferences and befriend him. Find out where he lives and watch his day to day patterns for a solid 6 months. Dig up some ripe dead bodies from a local graveyard and when you're sure nobody is in his house, hide them in his backyard. Call the cops and claim there is a funny smell coming from the place and you saw him doing some evil shit.

Part 2: Find out what jail he's in and befriend several OGs and gang members that are incarcerated there. Write to them as an innocent young girl and claim that he molested you at some point. The prison guards automatically read some of the mail for a lot of gang members + you have the prisoners in there with knowledge of a molester in the midst. Sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Disclaimer: Rofl
 
Find out what building he works in, get a press pass that will get you through most security (e.g. - fake NYTimes, etc...). When in there, discreetly throw a couple of smoke bombs around and pull the fire alarm. While everyone is rushing out, change clothes into a security personnel and make your way to the basement - under the guise of helping people to escape the fire. Plant several easily made thermite bombs and wait until everyone is out of the building then let it rip. That should set google back a few milli.

Disclaimer: Had to tone this one down and I'm stopping now in case someone actually takes these seriously lmao. Next time, diversify your income and don't be an idiot.
 
You funny chicken shit :)!


Have you guys seen the blogger blog ranking top 3 for "make money online"

WTF is this!?! A pff. no link having blog with no content ranking number for one of the hardest terms in IM and we have people saying Matt is making shit better :/
 
Find out what model and year car he drives and get together with your gay SEO webmasters to purchase one (it'll probably take 100-1000 of you "Seo Experts" to raise the capital rofl).

Many car models use similar key structures, and apart from that - popping a car door is literally a 3 second job with the right tools. Swap the license plates between his car and the fake one and drive his off the lot. Now with the fake one in place (you can do this at work or at home), hide a guy in back seat.

When Matt Cutts comes from work, sweaty as a motherfucker from playing whack-a-mole with your super spun, shitty autoblogs, have the chloroform rag in place. Just before he start the car - drop his ass. Tie him up + gag him good and find a safe spot to stash him. He will probably smell like sweat and shit at this point, so have an adult diaper in place. Have fun!

Disclaimer: Try anal
 
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