Matt Cutts Taking Indefinite Leave Of Absence



In b 4 they rape all guest postings and Cutts wants no part of his house getting burned to the ground.
 
I hear its a sabbatical that entails serving naughty webmasters' penalty notices in person streaming live on hangouts via his limited edition gunmetal google glasses. Shits bout to get real real fast...
 
I for one am happy... cutts seems like a nice guy. He like everyone else has a job to do and he does his well judging by many SEO's reaction. Sometimes you get caught up in work and you forget to live the life around you.

Then again thats not what y'all wanna hear so .. BOOO fuck cutts. Raping google time...etc etc.
 
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Keep celebrating his vacation, I'll be over here trying to circumvent this new algo he left us with. Gotta give him credit, it's pretty fucking nasty for trying to rank quickly.