McCain's Choice Is.....

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woohoo that just sealed the deal. Republicans are outta there!

Although I don't care for the choice and would have preferred to see Mitt there, I'd bet that this will make the republican ticket more appealing for many people. I expect the odds to tilt in McCain's favor.
 


Yea dude he is senile and was in on taking down the towers on 9/11 with Bush. OMG he also wants to draft everyone over the age of 10 years old and send them to take over Canada!1!!1 FUCK BUSH1!1!!

NOTE: Remember kids: The Daily Show is comedy. It is not real news

Hey, not all liberals are 9/11 conspiracy wackjobs.

McCain cheated on his first wife with Cindy, you know he picked Palin at least in part because he wants to tap that MILF ass before he dies.
 
Great choice. Someone who had a child in her 40s and the kid ended up with Downs Syndrome. Obviously she is a fucking moron.
 
Great choice. Someone who had a child in her 40s and the kid ended up with Downs Syndrome. Obviously she is a fucking moron.

Right, because birth defects are an obvious indication of stupid parents.

Obviously intelligent conversation is not your forte.
 
McCain can't say shit about Obamas lack of experience now without looking like an idiot.

Huh?

Obama is running for President and only had a mere months of experience in the Senate. His other experience is being a "community organizer" -- AKA, organizing people to paint houses and other shit while practicing some law on the side.

Palin has gone from running a business, to being a mayor, to being a governor, and now to being a VP candidate. A pretty good evolution of role, responsibility and experience if you ask me. Plus, she has something like an 85% approval rating in Alaska. That says something.

A governor with a few years experience managing an entire state is much more comforting than a Senator running for PRESIDENT with only months of experience debating bills and law in the Senate.
 
Right, because birth defects are an obvious indication of stupid parents.

Obviously intelligent conversation is not your forte.
  • At age 25, a woman has about a 1-in-1,250 chance of having a baby with Down syndrome.
  • At age 30, a 1-in-1,000 chance.
  • At age 35, a 1-in-400 chance.
  • At age 40, a 1-in-100 chance.
  • At 45, a 1-in-30 chance.
  • At 49, a 1-in-10 chance (1, 4).
lol, nice insult..
 
Y'know, I was trolling Reddit earlier (always a mistake, fucking time wasters), and noticed a headline "McCain's Veep choice under investigation for abuse of power charges." Didn't click on it, now I wish I had.

Anyone got anything on that?
 
Yeah, some bullshit about allegedly trying to fire her ex-bro-in-law who was a state trooper or something - not nearly as bad as being good friends with terrorists (*cough* Obama+Ayers *cough*)

If that's all MSNBC can come up with on her then the Obama crew is in some seriously deep shizznitt come November.
 
Hey, not all liberals are 9/11 conspiracy wackjobs.

McCain cheated on his first wife with Cindy, you know he picked Palin at least in part because he wants to tap that MILF ass before he dies.

Have you seen Cindy and her bank account...I would have as well! I guess it doesn't matter that a Democrat that was in the race for the Democrat nomination cheated on his wife who is dying of cancer?
 
Right, because birth defects are an obvious indication of stupid parents.

Obviously intelligent conversation is not your forte.

I like your way of thinking..hopefully your on the right side? Literally speaking
 
Have you seen Cindy and her bank account...I would have as well! I guess it doesn't matter that a Democrat that was in the race for the Democrat nomination cheated on his wife who is dying of cancer?

I hate Edwards, but am I the only one who understands the poor bastards situation? You think someone who's dying of cancer is in the mood to get it on? Probably not.
 
McCain's strategy:

1. Wait till Obama picks someone other than Clinton for VP candidate

2. Find the first republican that:
a.) does not have any (serious) skeletons that can be dug up
b.) does not have a penis

3. Take all the voters who are upset about not having a woman candidate

4. ???

5. Get elected
 
McCain's strategy:

1. Wait till Obama picks someone other than Clinton for VP candidate

2. Find the first republican that:
a.) does not have any (serious) skeletons that can be dug up
b.) does not have a penis

3. Take all the voters who are upset about not having a woman candidate

4. ???

5. Get elected

Exactly. And for your fourth point, I would suggest "don't say anything that antagonizes blue collar white males".
The Republicans are fantastic marketers, always going for the lowest common denominator. They understand that facts and policy are not important to the majority of voters, image is.
 
Yes kids as Armakuni pointed out this is a marvel in marketing. Learn from it. It's not about what you have to offer it's about how you present it and display it.
 
The Republicans are fantastic marketers, always going for the lowest common denominator. They understand that facts and policy are not important to the majority of voters, image is.

Truth be told. I find it incredible how many Democrats are so haughty thinking that they have this election in their pockets. Have they forgotten that this country elected George W. Bush twice?

Come on now...
 
Yes kids as Armakuni pointed out this is a marvel in marketing. Learn from it. It's not about what you have to offer it's about how you present it and display it.

I think you have your candidates mixed up. It is commonly known that the Obama campaign is nothing but a Madison Avenue marketing campaign with no real substance to offer.

I'm sure if you had your ear to the tracks at the DNC you could probably hear such nonsense like "Pan over to Hillary smiling, OK, OK, looking good, now focus on the black woman with the Flavor Flav hat and queue the tears.... and wonderful, great angle guys, way to go"
 
I think you have your candidates mixed up. It is commonly known that the Obama campaign is nothing but a Madison Avenue marketing campaign with no real substance to offer.

I'm sure if you had your ear to the tracks at the DNC you could probably hear such nonsense like "Pan over to Hillary smiling, OK, OK, looking good, now focus on the black woman with the Flavor Flav hat and queue the tears.... and wonderful, great angle guys, way to go"

As opposed to the Republican convention, I suppose? Which, in the name of honesty, would only televise the fat lobbyists in the back rooms drooling at the prospect of more Republican overspending and pork barrel projects?
Both parties do what they think is necessary to win, but the Republicans have a better understanding for what makes the American public tick. The Dems have a tendency to overestimate the voters.

Let's keep in mind that the Republicans have sold the American people a substandard and breathtakingly inadequate product twice in a row now, at a price so high as to be unfathomable. That's got to be one of the best marketing campaigns in history. Have the voters really had their IQ increase that much during the last four years?
 
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