Memorial Day Week(end) Content Sale!!

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Crackajg

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In honor of me retiring from the content game soon, I'm offering yet another discount to take advantage of the wonderful Memorial Day holiday weekend.

Although it's not as good as the one I offered last week, I figured I'd just offer a bit less on the side of price per word in addition to a few extra free articles. So here's the deal:

It's going to be $3.50 per 100 words PLUS one free 300-400 (whichever word count you'd prefer) article for every three articles that you order. I know, it's a wonderful deal but please try to keep it in your pants. Geez.

So if you weren't one of the many people who took advantage of the last discounted offer than make sure you get your order in from a content writing legend while you still can. As a warning though, my content has been reported to be addicting -- so proceed with caution in that regard.

$3.50 per 100 words plus 1 free 300-400 word article for every three articles ordered.

This will likely be the last week that I'll be writing content, but have no fear -- I'll still be around to get shitfaced with everyone at ASE.

Burgers, hot dogs, brew-ha and Crack Content. It's a national past time!
 


Gonna play this one like Dominoes... even though their pizza sucks ass.

Barring any behemoth article orders, all content jobs will be completed within 30 hours OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

<gasp>

<snap>
<crackle>
<pop>

Yeah, that's right. I said it.

(And for the record [since I'm sure someone would have asked], a "behemoth article order" in my book would be anything exceeding 20-25 total articles. Even then though, I'd still what I could do.. I am a machine, after all!)
Have a good one.

- Crack
 
I never really expected that this would be one of the major selling points for my content writing services on these boards... but, well, what else are you supposed to do if someone throws you a big ass bone?


Drum roll, please!


Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da....


I spell ALL of my words... CORRECTLY!
:thumbsup:


Choose Crack Content Conversions this Memorial Day Weekend for ANY and ALL of your content creation needs.

Especially if you enjoy having everything spelled the way that it should be.

 
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