Most wasted you've ever been??

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1. First time
13 or 14, at a wedding

2. Most wasted
Some party at some rich guy's house that I knew from online back when I was like 16 or 17. I think I put on a court jester's outfit at one point. I blacked out, don't remember half the night.

3. Had a J
In Vegas a few months ago. I've tried it a few times, but I've never gotten high off it, which is a bummer. My eyes turn red as hell, though.
 


1. ima say about 15.
2. there are too many. i dont think i've ever blacked out though. i've gotten very close a few times. this one time my friend and i were all sorts of wasted, decided to steal some chairs from a bar... so we grabbed them and took off. it was funny as shit cause all you hear from the bar is "why are you idiots stealing bar chairs?" i slipped and busted my elbow, but it was funny as shit. the dumb thing about it was that we only lived like 100 yards from that bar, and were next door neighbors with the owners. for some reason i dont think they ever knew it was us.

3. last night? every night?
 
I was like 14... Stole a bottle of Vodka from my mom and split it with a friend.
I woke up in the morning with no clothes on, asleep on the floor of my moms van in the driveway, and don't remember anything except a brief encounter with the police... I dont know what happened from there.

Ive been so shitfaced I pissed myself, I walked into a jacuzzi and sat down with all my clothes, shoes etc on. I almost shot someone (I was younger), Ive managed to get shot @ a few times, ive mistook closets for toilets... Man.
Alcohol is bad. hahaha

Ive done a lot of dumb shit when trashed, so I dont really drink anymore.
The last time I got drunk I ran around a stadium yelling "DAS BOOT!!!!!" at every big fucker there, and blew kisses @ their girlfriends... Im trouble when Im sober, let alone when Im trashed.
 
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