Move over ShamWow

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Is it just me, or is everyone else terrified of being dickrolled when clicking on a link in this forum...especially something called "slapchop". Granted, doesn't matter right now cause I'm at home...but when I'm at work I'm pretty paranoid. Ya, still have to work. For another month or so.
 


Jizzlobber said:
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Nicely done.

Add a fro & a pinkie ring...Sammy Davis Jr's illegitimate love child?

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Anyone seen the movie Vince directed and starred in?

In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing and extremely negative reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate."

The Underground Comedy Movie was a film directed by Vince Offer and released in 1999, starring the director himself in many of the primary roles. It features music by NOFX and Guttermouth, among others.

The film itself mainly consists of crude lowbrow skits (such as Gena Lee Nolin loudly using the restroom and a superhero named "Dickman", who dresses in a giant penis costume and defeats his enemies by squirting them with semen), created by the director, based on sketches Offer originally performed on a cable access show he had hosted. The film went direct to video and consistently rates in IMDB's bottom 100 movie
 
This fucking coke head is awesome. Quote "This tuna looks boring, stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life, your gonna have an exciting life now".

He' just convinced me that because I can chop up my tuna with salad in 4 seconds I'm going to have an exciting life. And I thought we were good convincing fatties they could shove berries in their mouth and look like supermodels. Vince is the man.
 
the funny thing is I want this thing to crush oreos to put in my icecream now lol fucking Vince should do a commercial for acai.
 
jon should hire vince to make a commercial for wickedfire.

take some of that 2.2 mil and invest it wisely in a commercial with vince
 
I actually own something similar to the slap chop and it works great. Vince's product is probably even better.
 
Well, maybe it will help out those angry wives in the kitchen.

"Honey, don't stab me... Use the slap chop!"
 
good stuff "You're gonna love my nuts" what a hook!!! BTW i own the shamwow and i have to say it's awesome. I used it to:

1. wash my motorcycle
2. clean up a bottle of red wine that fell on my white carpet from the hands of a drunk fool during the new years party.
3. clean dog puke after it got sick from drinking the wine on the carpet.
4. wipe my girlfriends tears when she cried about the carpet.
5. a shower towel when cleaning up the other bottle of wine that my girlfriend tossed in my face.

All in that order and I tell you it worked like a charm!
 
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