My bike got stolen near Starbucks

[igl00]

I was riding my bike near some guys playing basketball, alot of them noticed me - few even knew my name which made me excited. One of them seeked for me on gay portal, got my phone number trought his sister and called for a meeting in Starbucks.
I parked my bike outside, came in and ordered latte machiatoo. When i turned around i saw some sexy guy jumping on my bike and riding away.

The guy who called me for the date never shown up.
Im startign to think this might be connected to basketball and the guy calling me.

Please advice.

Here is photo of my bike.

 

[Jizzlobber]

Pro tip: An elliptical crank would be better for your situation.

 

[skohh]

I thought igl00 was the only hetero on here. Thank god, now I will sleep better knowing wickedfire is 100% gay webmaster.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

Fucking lol at that bike

 

[Reive]

Riding dildo-bikes in public - xHamster.com

 

[thehobbster]

Pro tip: An elliptical crank would be better for your situation.

eh he he, eh he he he... you said 'crank,' eh he he

 

[shindig]

Reminds me of:

Which is actually not a new idea:

 

[charlesmartel]

I hope you change the condom on your seat rod frequently!

 

[2yl From WF]

Fucking lol at that bike

Yea, I actually laughed out loud for the first time all day.

 

[Red_Virus]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJDKO2hng6Q]Men In Black 3 Clip "Do You Have These In the Future?" Official 2012 [1080 HD] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[mreed]