My Girl May Be Pregnant

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RinTbafV-c"]‪Stephen Lynch - For the Ladies‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]

Words of Wisdom. Follow them my brother.
 


Hello friend,

Should be happy Lakshmi bless you with child. However should pray that you have no marry her and few year later she divorce you, take child and take all money away.

Good luck bro
 
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Lets hope this does not happen.
Too freaked out to explain.
I hope things goes your way. I've been in that situation, I know how it is.
 
OP still hasn't responded, it must be true and he is being forced to spend every waking moment with his girl while he secretly cries during his bathroom breaks.
 
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^ If you're going to take any advice away from this thread...hairstyle is key to any flawless escape. plus others are fucking epic on this thread. IF the OP is serious, its a huge lifestyle change. Think long and hard on it. Wait, wrong words
 
Get rid of it.

Do you really want to be tied to a woman for ATLEAST 18 YEARS? Thats if things work out good for you.

If baby momma turns sideways and flips a shit, your life is hell.
 
This girl I used to see (cry and apologise to) had an implant in her arm, Implanon, that works like the pill but lasts 3 years. You might want to look into that...
 
I'm just wondering the queries you had to type in to find this picture lol

I didn't have to type anything - I lifted it off another post on WF and saved it for later cos it had me pissing myself laughing first time i saw it :D

Although I, too am curious about where it came from. It tell such an interesting story. Who gave her the black eye?