My Mother is a Teacher, Gets Bullied at School. How Do I Get Revenge?

thehobbster said:
or the time the kid held his asshole open for the world to see his soul
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...Mr. Hobbs?


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We had a high school teacher who was a 6'6 Chuck Liddell lookalike, played Arena football. He would duct tape sleeping kids to their desks, leaving zero wiggle room, in 3 seconds flat. If he ran out of duct tape, he'd run up to the desk and scream like a psychotic banshee to wake your ass up. His screams could be heard across the school, and screaming was his preferred method of communication, even when he wasn't upset.

He was a badass.
 


thehobbster said:
And the pay is shitty. You work at home. You grade homework at home. You plan lessons at home. You stay late. You have to do shit like be at pep ralleys or be chauffeurs on field trips or school dances. All in all, school teachers work probably 60 hours a week or more while school is in session, and still work on holidays and the longer breaks here and there, for minimal pay.
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Many of my closest friends and family members are teachers and principals for public schools. Even including the homework grading and the occasional after school event, none work even close to 60 hours a week.

The salary allocation schedule is pretty nice if you are willing to put in at least 15yrs. One friend who is a 2nd grade teacher currently has a total wage of $74,000 (including all those juicy benefits)

Another friend started her elementary principal position at $100,000 per year in a small community.

I'm not in anyway downplaying their hard work and all the political B.S. that goes along with it but they are definitely not underpaid (and they do not complain about their wages and feel it's quite fair).

Yes, if you have just a BA and just started teaching, you are going to probably be starting in the $30k range and feeling stressed and underpaid.

Obviously this is going to vary depending on the school districts... but these examples are not in some ultra-rich neighborhoods... just average income household areas.
 
boatBurner said:
...Mr. Hobbs?


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We had a high school teacher who was a 6'6 Chuck Liddell lookalike, played Arena football. He would duct tape sleeping kids to their desks, leaving zero wiggle room, in 3 seconds flat. If he ran out of duct tape, he'd run up to the desk and scream like a psychotic banshee to wake your ass up. His screams could be heard across the school, and screaming was his preferred method of communication, even when he wasn't upset.

He was a badass.
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sounds like a total boss. inb4 a lib tries to get him fired for "mental abuse" or some other imaginary crime
 
pocketrockets said:
Yes, if you have just a BA and just started teaching, you are going to probably be starting in the $30k range and feeling stressed and underpaid.
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This is what I'm talking about. In my area, nobody gets up to 70k, 15 years of working or not. Most of the time, everyone is wondering if they'll have a job next year due to testing scores and the new state standards. Of course, I live in TN. Some of the worst education / social-economic stuff in the country.
 
What I don't get is why the OP doesn't have red bricks/is banned for being too stupid for WF?

I mean, seriously, the originally suggested idea is so idiotic as to make me feel embarrassed for him.
 
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greenleaves said:
What I don't get is why the OP doesn't have red bricks/is banned for being too stupid for WF?

I mean, seriously, the originally suggested idea is so idiotic as to make me feel embarrassed for him.
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HOLY SHIT, GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD!

ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The only difference is, I wasn't embarrased for him, and I red bricked the shit out of the fucking retard. Let's have some more, shall we?

Hmmmmmm?

Edit: I turned the fucktard RED, bitches. Win.
 
Maybe those kids aren't fit for school, well I'd argue just about *no* child is a fit for school. Your mother is the victim of compulsory education, as are the students she "teaches". Shoving a bunch of fucking children and hormone ridden teens together in a closed room with expectations that they'll all behave and swallow the most mundane, repetitive boring shit imaginable, without consequence, is really cute.
 
JoseArmando said:
Tell her to make an example of them. Bring them up one after another up and humiliate them by asking questions they probably won't know the answers to. Then give them an F and send them back to their tables. Repeat until they're shitting their pants.

I had a teacher that did this a couple times and it put even the biggest assholes in their place.
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This.

My father just retired from 30+ yrs of teaching. His exact quote: "You shame 1 kid at the beginning of the year and no other child wants to experience that"...
 
groneg said:
This.

My father just retired from 30+ yrs of teaching. His exact quote: "You shame 1 kid at the beginning of the year and no other child wants to experience that"...
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Tell your dad "thanks a lot" the next time you see him.

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