My New Sweater

Dope sweater, bro! I'd rock it for sure, not the hat, tho.

This one's good too:

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Among the many things hipsters do to annoy me, the association with fixed-gear bikes is at the top of the list. I'm fucking far from being a hipster, but after years of tuning up derailleurs, I bought two fixed-gears and they're incredible. I wouldn't go back to derailleurs unless I started racing, or riding seriously long distances.
 


I2E...I believe I found the look you're going for...

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Now I have to ask, are you going to put on your comfy blue sneakers every time you wear that? Thanks neighbor.
 
Just needs some leather patches on the elbows to make you a Matt Cutts love interest.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ssqro3u1lY]Undone - The Sweater Song - Weezer - 1994 - YouTube[/ame]
 
usernameistaken said:
You must own one of these in order to get such great gifts from a female human being.
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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lol.
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g]Weezer - Undone -- The Sweater Song - YouTube[/ame]
 
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