Natalie Portman
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One of my favs as well.
I sat next to her on a flight to amsterdam, she was pretty cool! We "practically" slept together =))
That's great lol
One photo of her sleeping is not "diggin" you. Its you "stalkin" her. Show proof of actual talking or friendliness.
One of my favs as well.
I sat next to her on a flight to amsterdam, she was pretty cool! We "practically" slept together =))
so did you put a book or blanket over your lap to hide the boner you had the whole flight?
One of my favs as well.
I sat next to her on a flight to amsterdam, she was pretty cool! We "practically" slept together =))
This is probably hands down the CREEPIEST picture i have ever seen posted by anyone. I assume you took this picture and that makes is 10x as odd and creepy.
come on dude as if you wouldn't try to snap a picture as proof?
props for the shot, you must have been quietly freakin' out in the process
One of my favs as well.
I sat next to her on a flight to amsterdam, she was pretty cool! We "practically" slept together =))
DUUUDE come on. What is wrong with you? They are fuckin stars and it wouldn't have cost you a single dime to ask her to take a picture with you on this +- 9hr flight. This is just sad.
One of my favs as well.
I sat next to her on a flight to amsterdam, she was pretty cool! We "practically" slept together =))
+rep
I hope you masturbated silently next to her while she slept.
No... i would not pretend to be sleeping and take a picture of her who is actually trying to sleep (with the eye mask on) ... when she has no idea whats going on.
I would, however, ask for a picture while she is awake.
This^
Here's how the conversation goes when you/her sit down together:
Creepy Guy: "Hey, I'm Creepy Guy [that's going to take a picture of you sleeping at some point]."
Natalie: "Oh hey, I'm Natlie."
Creepy Guy: "Have we met? You look familiar."
Natalie: "You've probably seen a film I was in."
Creepy Guy: "I'm not good with names, can you give one to jog my memory?"
Natalie: "Leon the professional."
Creepy Guy: "Oh, you were that little girl?"
Natalie: "Yup."
Creepy Guy: "Neat. Hey, before we get going, mind if I snap a picture with you [before I secretly make some while you're sleeping] to show my friends?"
Natalie: "Sure, but keep your hands were I can see 'em."
Creepy Guy: "Awesome. Thanks for the photo. So, are you off to get sight-see, get stoned, or something in Amsterdam? I'm here for work."
...
And so it continues.