I can't wait to see "typical" results of drinking Diet Coke, wearing makeup, push up bras, breast enhancements, the coolest new jeans, trucks that can't handle having 4 tons of bricks dropped in them, taking cholesterol medicine, getting a college education etc etc.
Not to mention breakfast cereals, gasoline, Viagra and credit cards.
Typical results: you'll be diabetic by age 14, cause more cancer with your car than cigarettes ever did, stroke out with a hard on and end up living in a trailer eating Pork N Beans because you can't control your debt load with 25% interest credit cards.
Yeah. Typical is the new black.
The FTC will get stomped on by lobbyists if they even think about this too long.
Of course, since we're all basically robbers and cut-throats, they'll do just enough to make us play the game that the big boys do, then turn the other blind eye on the other cheek once the campaign contributions start rolling in.
