I agree with Will, I doubt this will get passed. Not b/c affiliate marketers will hire lobbyists, mind you, but because big corporate America will. This will effect everyone from pharmaceutical companies (are we going to start being honest that antidepressants make people fat? and that birth control kills women's libido?) to Airlines (are you really as on time as you say you are?) to, most especially, the gaming industry- unless the law is so very, very narrowly constructed that it would be useless anyway.
In the unlikely event that it did pass, was enforceable, and wasn't riddled with loopholes big enough for Enron to squeeze through again- I assure you that there are plenty more sheeple where we came from.
Offshore.
How hard is that?