Darn, I did read the rules not sure if you are suggesting it cause I'm new or cause I did something wrong in the forum. Yikes I'm gonna re-read it again.
If you read the rules then you would have seen the one that mentions no one gives a fuck about your "Hi, I'm new here" thread and that there is a single thread for all that shit.
As a tip, this forum is unlike any other forum you've been to. Lurk for a couple months, read all the new threads, read all the stickied threads and only ask a question after you've used the search function.
There is zero tolerance for laziness. Break any of the rules and the masses will strike down upon you so fast that it will make your dick spin.