No sales? Your copy sucks!

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BlueYonder

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Don't blame the product.

Or the traffic source.

Don't blame your bad upbringing, your mother or me.

It's all your fault! You bought crappy sales copy from an amateur, or wrote the ad yourself!
Tsk, tsk.

If making money means nothing to you, move along to the next thread. Check out some boobs in STS, and post a funny meme. We will LOL and give you +rep.

If you're here to make money, stop messing around and pay attention. Not to me exactly. You need to listen to the customers you targeted, the people who passed over your product.

They passed because your ad was unpersuasive. It did not engage. This is your problem, not theirs.

In this tough economy, it takes better copy written by a pro to move the numbers.

I've been here for a long time as a participating member. I began writing copy for WF over a year ago, and have dozens of satisfied customers who love my work. People are making money from the converting copy I wrote. So can you.

I am also an affiliate, and I understand SEO. I know about your products, who would likely buy them and why. The "why" is usually the missing element in most sales copy. I address the "why," and create one if the customer isn't sure.

I am a specialist in female niches. Being female helps. ;)

My experience covers every niche and every writing style... from biz-op, auto-responder campaigns, diet products, flogs, farticles, hosting, local professional services, ebook short and long sales copy... You name it, I have probably written copy for it.

So. Are you feeling the stirrings of interest? I can write your copy, but I don't work super-cheap.

Please don't ask me how much per word. I don't write bulk content. Each project is priced according to its complexity and your needs.

It's a cliche, but so true: You get what you pay for. If you want to be chintzy and use a $5 writer, go ahead. You will make up the difference in lost sales.

I have recently formed an LLC, and waiting on my business license to be accepted so I can open up a business bank account.

I have regular, consistent clients who rely on me to write their copy. They cannot pay me until the final LLC paperwork is complete.

For the short-term, I am interested in writing sales copy for Paypal. Yeah, the bills have to be covered while I configure my plan for world domination.

If you're interested, hit me up here or at AIM/Yahoo.
 


pm me samples and prices please, interested in some copy for landing page
I have your copy request, but need to know what niches you would like to see. I have dozens of samples in every imaginable niche.

If anybody is going to request samples, please narrow it down to the type(s) of work you want to see. :rasta:
 
Hey Blue - I was just about to bump a SUPER OLD thread of yours then decided to see if you had anything new before I did that. Glad I checked!

Anyway, check your email :)
Hi Berto and Superoooooooooo,

Got your email and will answer tomorrow. I was at ASE for a meeting today, and have some catching up to do.
 
She can deliver some bomb ass copy. Had her write something for a sales page that is not performing. What I got back is going to kick some serious ass and drive up my conversions.
 
Hello, let me know if you are still available. You would be perfect for the ad copy I need written (I need a girl).

Please PM me if you are accepting orders.

Thanks :)
 
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