Noob Threads like "Hey all, just joined today!"

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We're just yanking your chain dude

Well obviously :).

My point is that I've been here at WF for a few years. I've seen my fair share (100+) threads from "newcomers". Every such thread has been responded to in the same way :

1) with a dickroll (which I obviously support since I invented it)

2) with a meme-insult

I cannot and will not argue with case 1.

Case 2, I see no point for other than a waste of time. If you are going to post something that says "You are an idiot", you're assuming that you are greater than the idiot. Why even waste your time then if you're the better person?
 
Why do you idiots waste time responding with a meme to this?

Almost every stupid "Hey guys!" thread I see entails 20-30 responses with fucking stupid meme's saying why the OP is so stupid.

How about you don't waste your time posting in a pointless thread? What point does it serve to tell somebody that their first post is a stupid and pointless one, after 1-5 people have already clearly done so?

If you were actually smart, you'd just shut the fuck up and not say anything to begin with. Then those threads would have 0 responses, and fall out of view literally as quickly as possible.

Zip your goddamn e-penis into your skinny-jeans and spend your fucking worthless time scamming idiots more worthless than you.

i mad bro

Wow a new fuckin thread dedicated to the fine art of disrespecting the WF n00b and its STS intos

ebook or your just a piker. --> Wait I take this back I see from your other posts You created the dickroll...

+1 for dat fine ride
 
thread dedicated to the fine art of disrespecting the WF n00b

Actually, no, you're an idiot for coming to this conclusion.

This thread is for disrespecting anybody who wastes posts 'discrediting' noobs with memes and other arrogant e-talk. This is nothing about the noob.
 
Well obviously :).

My point is that I've been here at WF for a few years. I've seen my fair share (100+) threads from "newcomers". Every such thread has been responded to in the same way :

1) with a dickroll (which I obviously support since I invented it)

2) with a meme-insult

I cannot and will not argue with case 1.

Case 2, I see no point for other than a waste of time. If you are going to post something that says "You are an idiot", you're assuming that you are greater than the idiot. Why even waste your time then if you're the better person?

I'm convinced 90% of the newbie threads are started by longtime members. They're bored, and trolling for attention.

Every time the threads load up with gtfo's, I always think, "You guys are falling for this shit again? Didn't you just fall for it on Tuesday? What's wrong with you people?"

It's like watching a woman whose spouse keeps cheating on her take him back for the twentieth time: "Lady, you're gettin' trolled again." lol
 
Wow a new fuckin thread dedicated to the fine art of disrespecting the WF n00b and its STS intos

ebook or your just a piker. --> Wait I take this back I see from your other posts You created the dickroll...

+1 for dat fine ride

Actually, no, you're an idiot for coming to this conclusion.

This thread is for disrespecting anybody who wastes posts 'discrediting' noobs with memes and other arrogant e-talk. This is nothing about the noob.

Wow what a major fucking douchebag you are.

I'm quite literate, thank you very much. FYI the word 'noob' was in the title of Your thread and the gist of your post was related to peeps fuckin with these turds.

Disrepecting the n00b STS intro's is a fine art -- imho.





PS: Fuck you very much.
 
Wow what a major fucking douchebag you are.

I'm quite literate, thank you very much. FYI the word 'noob' was in the title of Your thread and the gist of your post was related to peeps fuckin with these turds.

Disrepecting the n00b STS intro's is a fine art -- imho.





PS: Fuck you very much.

Yeah but the 'noobs' that respond to these type of threads are many times 'regular posters'. The irony in this entire thread is calling these so-called 'regulars' 'noobs' by injecting that only a newbile idiot would waste their time responding to the thread of a 'complete noob', ie someone who is to say "Hey all! Just saying hi!"

What's the purpose in acknowledging someone so 'stupid'? To make yourself feel better?
 
it's just fun to do... you know like most thing in shooting the shit... you need to get laid and have some fun dude, you sound worse than my grandma. why so serios broo? lol
 
SUP3RNOVA, imagine what would happen if threads like "hi, I'm new and want to say hello" would not get any respond. Soon you will see many of them. Any new members seeing person abused for being an idiot, or whatever the reason, know there is no space for posting shit on WF or shit is generally not accepted. It saves WF against hundreds of shitty threads.
 
There's no point at all. That's the point.
I'm just offering them a dickroll which is the perfect welcome to WF.

Other guys need to have some fun. These threads are IT!
Otherwise, we'd be on the other lame forums instead.

Consider it a filtration process. You filter out the pussies this way.
 
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