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Every few months, in the northern peninsula of Search Engine Land, in the region of Google, earthquakes would erupt.
This would send the locals into a frenzy. The peasants suffered the most, as their huts were made from weak material - material that would break easily. A lot of these materials were sourced from poor quality manufacturers. Some mistakenly thought that utilising more of the weak material would make their huts stronger. However, the earthquakes would always prove them wrong.
Most had built their house on sand, as well. They never read the parable of building houses on rock and not on sand, so they were doomed to make this mistake. In fact, they made this mistake over and over again, as they were not very bright. Sadly, poor crops had led to a lack in nutrition for brain development.
This folly did not apply to everyone. There were some who were wise enough to build their house on a solid foundation. The wise ones had the foresight and resources to build strong support structures on secure foundations. They would laugh (to themselves) every time there was an earthquake.
In the village of Sape, the locals were fat and prosperous. Most of these people spoke Russian for some reason. They worshipped their own god called Logic. Every time there was an earthquake; they would hold a village party, as it meant that there would be more bounty for everyone. More land and crops would be available for their taking as entire communities would be wiped of the face of Search Engine Land.
Whenever outsiders came seeking refuge, the Sapiens were merciful, kind and generous, for they had plenty for all and did not fear lack. Lack was not even in their vocabulary. They ate mostly penguin meat and had pandas as pets. Every time there was an earthquake they would carry on as usual, seemingly unaware of the devastation surrounding their village.
A traditional Sapien snack
What allowed these Sapiens to prosper like this? Was it because they all shared their resources? Was it because their mansions were made from quality materials? Was it because they had an abundance of quality tools to choose from? It certainly wasn't because of their location, as it was in Google land as well.
Their neighbours hated on them, spreading rumours of their downfall - but that was all they were - rumours. They just could not accept that these Sapiens were smarter than their god Cutts, smarter than whatever he chose to unleash on the land.
Some Sapiens were aware of the devastation and believed in helping people, so they sent workers to neighbouring villages to help every time there was an earthquake. Some were sent to Wickedfire, some to BlackHatWorld, some to Warrior Forum and all over the region. They stayed away from Digital Point as that village had been quarantined, due to a retard epidemic that had plagued the village, and that had begun to spread into Warrior Forum.
SEO Genius, an ambassador of Sape, visited Wickedfire with this message:
This would send the locals into a frenzy. The peasants suffered the most, as their huts were made from weak material - material that would break easily. A lot of these materials were sourced from poor quality manufacturers. Some mistakenly thought that utilising more of the weak material would make their huts stronger. However, the earthquakes would always prove them wrong.
Most had built their house on sand, as well. They never read the parable of building houses on rock and not on sand, so they were doomed to make this mistake. In fact, they made this mistake over and over again, as they were not very bright. Sadly, poor crops had led to a lack in nutrition for brain development.
This folly did not apply to everyone. There were some who were wise enough to build their house on a solid foundation. The wise ones had the foresight and resources to build strong support structures on secure foundations. They would laugh (to themselves) every time there was an earthquake.
In the village of Sape, the locals were fat and prosperous. Most of these people spoke Russian for some reason. They worshipped their own god called Logic. Every time there was an earthquake; they would hold a village party, as it meant that there would be more bounty for everyone. More land and crops would be available for their taking as entire communities would be wiped of the face of Search Engine Land.
Whenever outsiders came seeking refuge, the Sapiens were merciful, kind and generous, for they had plenty for all and did not fear lack. Lack was not even in their vocabulary. They ate mostly penguin meat and had pandas as pets. Every time there was an earthquake they would carry on as usual, seemingly unaware of the devastation surrounding their village.
A traditional Sapien snack
What allowed these Sapiens to prosper like this? Was it because they all shared their resources? Was it because their mansions were made from quality materials? Was it because they had an abundance of quality tools to choose from? It certainly wasn't because of their location, as it was in Google land as well.
Their neighbours hated on them, spreading rumours of their downfall - but that was all they were - rumours. They just could not accept that these Sapiens were smarter than their god Cutts, smarter than whatever he chose to unleash on the land.
Some Sapiens were aware of the devastation and believed in helping people, so they sent workers to neighbouring villages to help every time there was an earthquake. Some were sent to Wickedfire, some to BlackHatWorld, some to Warrior Forum and all over the region. They stayed away from Digital Point as that village had been quarantined, due to a retard epidemic that had plagued the village, and that had begun to spread into Warrior Forum.
SEO Genius, an ambassador of Sape, visited Wickedfire with this message:
“I would like to extend a warm welcome to every weary soul.
There is plenty to eat and room to spare.
Come and experience prosperity and peace from your struggles.
In the name of Logic.
Let all who have ears to hear, hear.”
There is plenty to eat and room to spare.
Come and experience prosperity and peace from your struggles.
In the name of Logic.
Let all who have ears to hear, hear.”
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