Offer you made the most on in 2009

Which type of offer did you make the most with in 2009?

  • Acai

    Votes: 47 15.9%
  • Colon Cleanse

    Votes: 10 3.4%
  • Credit Report

    Votes: 14 4.7%
  • Teeth White

    Votes: 10 3.4%
  • Biz Op

    Votes: 30 10.2%
  • Insurance

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • Fleshlights

    Votes: 44 14.9%
  • Payday

    Votes: 9 3.1%
  • RevC

    Votes: 9 3.1%
  • other

    Votes: 118 40.0%

  • Total voters
    295


Speaking of flashlights... What do you think people would pay for fleshlight machines that can be operated from a separate computer? (long distance relationships) ?
Lol... Don't ask.. Just give me a price
 
Speaking of flashlights... What do you think people would pay for fleshlight machines that can be operated from a separate computer? (long distance relationships) ?
Lol... Don't ask.. Just give me a price

...the fuck?
 
yeah the acai offers fucking convert but so many of the guys we know in the industry got shut down by the new visa/mastercard regulations. I was just talking to a friend the other day that had a guy running several million a month and got the VM slap and now can't find a processor to let him run the rebills.

before i take offers live i run them though a FTC compliance review via Venable LLP in Washington D.C. Also, my buddy Gary over at MarketHealth sent me the new Visa/Mastercard compliance sheet.

My suggestion is to review this sheet before running any acai offers or really any offers in the health and beauty vertical. I attached it to this post, let me know your thoughts.

Where is the sheet bro?
 
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1. Find a wealthy business man with a decent quality head shot online (ie. via Linkedin)
2. photoshop him naked in bed with a monkey
3. threaten to release 'photo' onto the internets, mail to all his associates & neighbours, etc
4. ?????
5. Profit
6. Repeat
 
what the damn hell is a fleshlights?

Sounds Like Some Fucked Up Flashlight Made Of Flesh - or a light up dildo - no wonder you all banked...

me, I got in on the mexican jumping bean craze - that was a good run...

but the best of all was my big time heist on the recording industry - man I robbed hundreds or thousands of torrents of the greatest hits from the 70s and sold the files a buck less than the cd cost! who could resist.... probably banked a few million on it. I lost track but thats what the record idustry claims i made... so whos to argue

i'm thinking next year DIY homegrown Chia Flesh Lights is it!


Or Acai Bonzai!