oh shit just got married..!
- Thread starter itchy
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Congratulations -
I enjoyed getting married I did it twice. Divorced again so I have another chance ... Anyway this isn't about my fucked-up life { sob } ... hope you are really happy!
I enjoyed getting married I did it twice. Divorced again so I have another chance ... Anyway this isn't about my fucked-up life { sob } ... hope you are really happy!
Yeah, I go all mushy inside when I see my right hand.
Congrats on the big move. And it is a big move. I'm reluctant to marry just in case some chick thinks she's entitled to 50% of my berries. I'd get a disclaimer in there pronto.
Congratulations!!!
Here's the compulsory unasked for advice - the first 2 years (after the buzz from the honeymoon has worn down) are when you learn to communicate with each other, so make your mistakes then. Our first 18 months or so of marriage were really tough, but as a result of all the shit we learned, things are awesome now.
Oh, and the thing about your sex life being wrecked is total rubbish.
You have to wait til she gets pregnant for that.
Here's the compulsory unasked for advice - the first 2 years (after the buzz from the honeymoon has worn down) are when you learn to communicate with each other, so make your mistakes then. Our first 18 months or so of marriage were really tough, but as a result of all the shit we learned, things are awesome now.
Oh, and the thing about your sex life being wrecked is total rubbish.
You have to wait til she gets pregnant for that.
Congrats! A joke for the occasion:
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis...fifty times"
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis...fifty times"
Lol. actually they have done studies on just that and it showed that Married people have twice as much sex as singles. being single if your not in a relationship with someone and sleeping in the same casa then you have to go out and find someone to go home or bang you in the car
But to the OP gratz man, I have been with my wife since 98, married in 2000. Wouldn't change it for anything 95% of the time
