OMG Baby rolls into oncoming train.



Damn, that is one lucky baby. If I was the parent, that would be the worst 30 seconds of my life.
 
Damn. Obviously that baby is destined to be a great affiliate marketer.
 
In 15 years when the other kids say crap like "my parents dropped me on my head" or "my dad used to hit me sometimes" this kid will be able to say.... "I got that beat"
 
Channel 7 said the incident came just a day after the launch of a public awareness campaign warning of the dangers of strollers on platforms.


Kind of makes you wonder what prompted the campaign, something else must have happened / almost happened.
 
licenses to own guns, licenses to drive cars, all sorts of background checks to know super duper secrets, yet nothing required to have a kid and then let go of their stroller while a fucking oncoming train is headed your way to pull up your tight pants.

very glad the child is okay
 
I hate strollers, my wife and I have mostly used jogger strollers with the velcro straps and stayed connected with the little ones.

Anyway lucky Baby and Mom
 
Notice when she lets go to pull up her pants... I was going to go on a diet starting tomorrow, but I don't think I will now because I don't want my baby to get run over by a train. Greatest excuse yet.
 
Notice when she lets go to pull up her pants... I was going to go on a diet starting tomorrow, but I don't think I will now because I don't want my baby to get run over by a train. Greatest excuse yet.

I wonder if she was on that new Acai diet I've been hearing about.
 
You know, when I put my tinfoil hat on, I have to wonder at the coincidence of that incident one day after the launch of that safety around trains campaign. Maybe there was no baby in the stroller...maybe this was just a shock marketing tactic. If so, bravo, it fucking worked. Parents will be holding a little tighter to their kids around trams/trains now.
 
Shocking. Even though the train was slowing down for the platform, it was still scary to see this happen. Some friends of mine have kids and their baby stroller doesn't roll when left alone. You have to grip the handle of the stroller to release the brakes. Guess those aren't as popular in Australia. It's just amazing the baby in this video only came out with a only a minor cut, especially since it fell on the tracks, was hit by the train, and dragged until the train stopped.
 
I think that it's a sign of our society, when they can show death (real or fake) on Youtube. But not naked people having sex. How is seeing death healthier than seeing people having sex.

I'm not saying hardcore, donkey fucking. But Cinemax style soft-core, why not?