Original Bachelor Party Ideas?

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kingofsp

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A good friend of mine made the mistake of appointing me as his best man in his fast approaching wedding.

The bachelor party will be next month. We've already figured out the important stuff. We're renting some big ass deluxe houseboat along with a ski boat so we can hang out in a lake all weekend. What I need help with are the details.

It seems easy enough for the girls. Bring a bunch of fruity cocktail ingredients and make sure every possible accessory is shaped like a dick. But what are we supposed to do? The internet isn't much help. I was hoping you guys would have some awesome ideas for games/pranks, shit like that.

Otherwise its just a bunch of sweaty drunk dudes on a boat.

Thanks in advance.

PS If you're just going to suggest strippers/whores, you can save your text. This weekend will be a welcomed break from double X chromosomes. The pre-bachelor party in Vegas the weekend before will ensure we get all of that out of our systems.
 


Evander said:
make sure to have an inflatable mattress or two & a blow horn.
anyone who passes out on one gets sent out an woken up.
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Hahaha. That would be fun. But I think we have less guys going than the houseboat sleeps, so I don't see why anyone would pass out on an inflatable mattress. Then again you never know.
 
Drinking games are the best thing you can do to start the party. They stimulate conversation/break ice and give everyone an escape from boredom (alcohol).

If you go for the drinking game idea, remember you're going to be on a boat. Traditional beer pong may not be the best game to play. -_-
 
Sharksfan said:
By the way, what lake?

Please please god let it be Lake Havasu.
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You see the forecast lately there? 120 degrees... you MUST stay in the water with that craziness. But yeah, Havasu is the most rotten awesome time ever.

Make sure you have plenty of booze and some nice cigars, those are always a fun kick. A bit of gambling in some shape or form could be good too.

Get a spread of the typical light beer, but you're sure to have a whiskey hound or two, so bring some Crown and Coke and even a few six-packs of diet. Vodka and Red Bulls are also good, and can't go wrong with a couple bottles of Jager.

Make sure people get some food in them too. You can provide some snacks and stuff, but hopefully there's a few real restaurants on the lake where you can find regular women and dance. Research all the hot spots on the lake to know where to go when you wanna get out of the boat.

My favorite bachelor parties are when we meet a group of normal girls. Put yourself in the position to do so by finding the right party spots around the lake. Forget the strippers... that's my style
 
Lake Mojave. We did the Havasu thing when we were younger. This trip is more about us just being a bunch of homos and hanging out in the lake together.

One of the guys going had a good suggestion yesterday. He says we should go to local thrift stores and buy the most hideous/ridiculous clothes we can find, then pack a bag for the groom and replace his bag with it on the day we leave. Leaving him no choice but to deal with what we have packed for him. I like that.

And yes, drinking games of course will be mandatory!
 
Getting Shit Faced is key.

But definitely go with local girls and tell every one of them that he is getting married. They will be on him like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm.

For a Great Party, just stick with the BAG method:

Babes
Alcohol
Grub

If your friends cannot have a good time eating and getting hammered on a damn boat, you need to get some new friends.

Since you are not bringing any women, I guess it will be Friends/Alcohol/Grub, which is the FAG method, but I won't go there.

Honestly, if you want to have a great time, drink and talk about all the great times you guys had in the past. He is getting married. A lot of those times are going away forever.
 
Fishing? sounds boring, but i have had a BLAST fishing with some good guys. just have to make sure nobody is a piss pot.
 
All good friends for sure. FAG method might just be what the doctor ordered. Hahaha.

Hadn't thought about fishing. I'm sure a few of us would be into that. I'll look into it.
 
Shoot golf balls off the boat. After drinking.

Set up a target, like a floating bucket.

Make sure to bring lots of golf balls.
 
easy get the stag pass out drunk,
when he's passed out take him to a friendly/bribed doctor.
get his leg all plasterd up like he broke it and a couple of xrays.
with any luck the wedding is real near the party date.
tell him when he gets back from honeymoon it was a joke.
run
 
or my new favourite

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Stag do smurf - Sunday Mercury
 
Shivadxb said:
easy get the stag pass out drunk,
when he's passed out take him to a friendly/bribed doctor.
get his leg all plasterd up like he broke it and a couple of xrays.
with any luck the wedding is real near the party date.
tell him when he gets back from honeymoon it was a joke.
run
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tell him he broke his pelvis and give him a full body cast
perfect for the honeymoon
 
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